Oh that Hillary
Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the
American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state. She spoke for almost
an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present
standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She
referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for
every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was
vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her
future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a
plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A
news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select
the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of
shit it can no longer fly.
American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state. She spoke for almost
an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present
standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She
referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for
every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was
vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her
future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a
plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A
news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select
the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of
shit it can no longer fly.
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Nevertheless, I'd like to introduce the next President of the United States, Billary Rodham Clinton...
Comment by Walking Dog— 2005/06/04 @ 08:48 PM — (Reply)
Comment by elmers bro— 2005/06/09 @ 07:28 PM — (Reply)