Some Clintonisms
>Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't. And, he gets a check from
>the government every month.
>
>Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves
>this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
>distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
>
>Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
>The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
>
>When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't
>know, I never had one."
>
>American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so
>full of crap he can't fly.
>
>Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders:
>integrity, vision, wisdom
>
>Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
>the government every month.
>
>Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves
>this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
>distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
>
>Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
>The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
>
>When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't
>know, I never had one."
>
>American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so
>full of crap he can't fly.
>
>Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders:
>integrity, vision, wisdom
>
>Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
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i love the walking eagle
Comment by jessi-e— 2005/09/10 @ 06:29 AM — (Reply)
Interesting collection of judgements. I feel a need to educate on what an "ism" is.
Bushisms are sentences Mr. Bush has actually said, in public. Statements made where he has used illogical words and constructed nonsensical sentences.
These Clintonisms seem to me, to be judgements ABOUT President Clinton made BY OTHERS. Not statements made by President Clinton himself. Therefore, not Clintonisms. Maybe Clinton criticisms, but definitely not Clintonisms.
I would challenge you to research President Clinton and find true Clintonisms, and post them on your website. Not taking his statemnts out of context, and not re-arranging the words or imposing meaning, but find actual statements where his use of the words, or his construction of the sentence, is totally wrong.
Comment by Fran— 2006/02/04 @ 06:11 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/02/04 @ 06:16 PM — (Reply)
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Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/02/04 @ 06:25 PM — (Reply)
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Comment by ysowftdf— 2007/11/04 @ 06:16 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/02/04 @ 06:46 PM — (Reply)
These are just annoying anti-clinton jokes.
Annoying as in bad.
Comment by — 2007/08/12 @ 04:43 AM — (Reply)