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2006/1/31

Oprah Book Club Discusses "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton

@ 10:12 PM (29 months, 16 days ago)


 Oprahphiles wee assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
 Clinton. The smartest Oprahphile wrote the following:


 Titanic: $29.99
 Clinton: $29.9

 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
 Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

 Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
 subsequent catastrophe.

 Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
 Clinton: Bill is a bs artist.

 Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
 Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

 Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
 Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

 Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
 Clinton: Let's not go there.


 Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
 Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

 Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
 Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

 Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
 Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
 Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

Comment(s) »

  1. :lol::lol::lol: Especially that last one!

    Comment by C-Mom— 2006/02/01 @ 11:04 AM — (Reply)

  2. when rose remberers jack for the rest of her life:cry:

    Comment by sin— 2006/02/27 @ 02:58 PM — (Reply)

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