Brokeback Mountain Repartee Overheard at Starbucks

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William F. Buckley, Jr.

2006/3/31

Brokeback Mountain Repartee Overheard at Starbucks

@ 11:28 PM (46 months, 29 days ago)

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

Comment(s) »

Comment by Brooke— 2006/04/01 @ 11:30 AM — (Reply)
Suck Bush's cock, mothefucker, and while you're at it, your father's as well.

Comment by Lover of Angels— 2006/04/01 @ 11:48 AM — (Reply)
Dr. somehow you're witty reparte' is lost on me.

Comment by elmers brother— 2006/04/01 @ 12:06 PM — (Reply)
There's a party going on over here, it's Dr. Pino, have lots of fear, He really loves it in his rear, he's really mad, over here...

Comment by Proud American— 2006/04/01 @ 12:27 PM — (Reply)
Hey Doc Pinto Bean-you eat with that mouth? Such language diversity skills & intelligent dialogue you are displaying as a memeber of the university where I pay good money to receive an education. Butt Fucker!

Comment by Kent State Student— 2006/04/01 @ 12:51 PM — (Reply)
What language Dr. Pinto from such a purportedly educationed individual. The men in black WILL get you.

Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/04/01 @ 01:33 PM — (Reply)
How about- Pino come out and play with me, march up that gay boy tree, and stop teaching at the university.

Comment by Student— 2006/04/01 @ 06:07 PM — (Reply)
I shudder at the thought at what Dr. Pino would do to a poor innocent tree.

Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/04/01 @ 11:39 PM — (Reply)
You have Dr. Pino's students from Kent State commenting on your blog. Wow I guess he won't be nominated as teacher of the year.

Comment by Susan— 2006/04/01 @ 11:58 PM — (Reply)
You guys need to call a truce. You both have nice blogs and make some great posts - can't we just hate each other peaceably?

Comment by Dugg— 2006/04/02 @ 12:12 AM — (Reply)
When your pal Professor Pino becomes a proponent for free speech for views differing from his own, I will send him a case of Vaseline as a peace offering.

Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/04/02 @ 02:29 PM — (Reply)
Wow. Such eloquence from an Ass. Prof.!

Comment by Brooke— 2006/04/02 @ 08:45 PM — (Reply)

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