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2006/6/26

Blind Man Outwits Five Blonde Lesbians

@ 08:42 PM (24 months, 20 days ago)

 

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.   He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there

 

for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"   The bar immediately falls absolutely

 

quiet.   In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:  1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.  2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.  3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.  4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional  weightlifter.  5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"   

 

 

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: "Nah.   Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

Comment(s) »

  1. :lol::lol::lol:

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/06/27 @ 02:58 PM — (Reply)

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