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2006/7/15

United States Seizes All Arab Oil Fields and Gets Bonus Flying Carpets

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@ 04:46 PM (40 months, 26 days ago)

 

Sick and tired of all the pussy footing around, President Bush unleashes mass invasion.  American now owns all middle east oil fields.

An unexpected bonus was finding a treasure trove of flying carpets.  Now the Russians, Koreans, Chinese and Japanese have to buy American oil at $200 a barrel and Americans fly Jetson style for free.

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PRESIDENT BUSH IS THE MAN!

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  1. I wouldn't mind a flying carpet, but I want an air-conditioned one.

    Comment by Always On Watch— 2006/07/15 @ 09:59 PM — (Reply)

  2. good point...actually there are under the rug blowers that run on the same constantly renewable engergy sources as the carpets themselves. I have begun shopping for goggles for high speed flights.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/07/15 @ 10:22 PM — (Reply)

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