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2006/9/5

Boxer and Pelosi do a 180 on muslim terrorist Profiling

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@ 09:04 PM (24 months, 11 days ago)

 

Finally convinced by aids who can READ the two misguided liberals have seen the light.  All transportation terminals will be staffed by trained profilers.  What took the two botox baboons so long?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
   
a. Superman
   
b. Jay Lenno
   
c. Harry Potter
   
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

 
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
    a. Olga Corbett
    b. Sitting Bull
    c.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
   a. Lost Norwegians
   b. Elvis
   c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 
4.  During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
    a. John Dillinger
   
b. The King of Sweden
   
c. The Boy Scouts
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
   
a. A pizza delivery boy
   
b. Pee Wee Herman
   
c. Geraldo Rivera
 
  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 
6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
    a. The Smurfs
    b. Davy Jones
    c. The Little Mermaid
    d
. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
    a. Captain Kidd
    b. Charles Lindberg
    c. Mother Teresa
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    a. Scooby Doo
    b. The Tooth Fairy
    c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    a. Richard Simmons
    b. Grandma Moses
    c. Michael Jordan
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
   
 a. Mr. Rogers
   
 b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
   
 c. The World Wrestling Federation
   
 d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

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1. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the   US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:
    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    c. Mr. Bean
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

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2. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The NFL
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

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3. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
     a. Bonnie and Clyde
     b. Captain Kangaroo
     c. Billy Graham
   
 d. Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. 2004 - Spain Railwayy bombings.
       a. Enron
       b. The Lutheran Church
       c. The NFL
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

                                    AND NOW !

 15. 2005 London Railway bombings
       a. Mr. Rogers
       b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
       c. The World Wrestling Federation
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

 So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave 
Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

 

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Comment(s) »

  1. Boxer and Pelosi are afflicted by the same disease that affects a large proportion of elected officials. This disease is characterized by a total lack of common sense. For them, it is more important to be politically correct then to be correct. Unfortunately, their disease will get other people killed.

    Comment by American Crusader— 2006/09/06 @ 09:17 AM — (Reply)

  2. How many times a week do you think those two get manicures and pedicures?

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/09/06 @ 07:02 PM — (Reply)

  3. i'd do her wouldn't you.or have you already:wink:

    Comment by MOS— 2006/09/07 @ 12:53 PM — (Reply)

  4. WOW! That first pic is disturbing on many levels...:oops:

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/09/07 @ 01:23 PM — (Reply)

  5. Barry, I am as always,...impressed...where's Dugg?

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/09/07 @ 01:25 PM — (Reply)

  6. answer 1 was incomplete - it should read: d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40 who was programmed by the CIA and used as a real manchurian candidate.:wink:

    Comment by Dugg— 2006/09/07 @ 02:28 PM — (Reply)

  7. hahahaha good one dugg

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/09/07 @ 02:50 PM — (Reply)

  8. Very disturbing :oops:

    Comment by ixgames— 2006/09/16 @ 11:55 AM — (Reply)

  9. Did you print it out and tape it on your wall ix?

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/09/16 @ 12:13 PM — (Reply)

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