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2006/9/26

New Voicemail System to Weed Out Illegals Up and Running at Goldwater Ranch

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@ 08:40 PM (21 months, 16 days ago)

 

After considerable thought, I decided I was sick and tired of fielding phone calls that wasted time that could be spent editorializing.  As a result, my voicemail has half the gibberish filled messages it used to.

"GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA."


"Press "1" if you speak English."
 
"Press "2" to disconnect until you can"

Don't be clogging up  my phone unless I can understand you. 

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

 

Comment(s) »

  1. Marque al tres para deportacion al Mexico.

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/09/26 @ 09:36 PM — (Reply)

  2. POR LA EDUCATION POR LIFETIME SUCCESS'AL'MUNDO...MARQUE? NUMERAL "QUADRO-PHINEIA" POR LA LATEST INFORMATIONEZ, ???

    Comment by jim— 2006/09/26 @ 10:00 PM — (Reply)

  3. POR LA "TRANSPORTATIO'N MARQUI NUMARAL CINCO DE MAYO,

    Comment by jim— 2006/09/26 @ 10:01 PM — (Reply)

  4. Press * for a Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/09/26 @ 10:15 PM — (Reply)

  5. Damn straight. Every country requires a common language to unite its people.

    Comment by Dugg— 2006/09/26 @ 10:18 PM — (Reply)

  6. Take Iran for example: "Would like a donut with that coffee mufti?"

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/09/26 @ 10:29 PM — (Reply)

  7. BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

    Comment by jim— 2006/09/26 @ 10:33 PM — (Reply)

  8. bwahahhahaha! you're a hoot barry

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/09/27 @ 04:48 PM — (Reply)

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