I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. doesn't rely wholly on Howard Stern, even though an estimated half of its 6 million listeners tune into the raunchy talk show personality, Chief Executive Officer Mel Karmazin said.
"Raunchy"? - Adolescent maybe.
The Icon is a babe magnet
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Pope Benedict visited Istanbul's Blue Mosque on Thursday, only the second Roman Catholic Pontiff to take such a step, and prayed silently with a Mufti...blah blah blah
More Importantly...where can I get one of those cool Mufti hats?
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A visibly shaken Saddam Hussein was found guilty of crimes against humanity on Sunday and sentenced to hang at a lightning session of the U.S.-sponsored court that has been trying him in Baghdad for the past year.
Two other senior aides, including his half-brother Barzan al-Tikriti, will also hang if their automatic appeals fail. His former vice-president was sentenced to life in prison and three minor Baath party officials received long jail sentences.
What do you mean I am going to hang too?
Shortly after the verdict was read in a heavily-fortified Baghdad courtroom, clashes broke out between gunmen and U.S. and Iraqi troops in two Sunni Muslim neighborhoods of the capital.
By contrast Shi'ites, the majority now dominating Iraq, swarmed into the streets, yelling in joy that the secular Sunni Arab who oppressed them for three decades is now likely to be executed.
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1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."
3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!".
6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!
8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
Bonus extramoronic Keith Olbermann
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But Hugo, there is a problem. The "devil' doesn't know and doesn't care. You jackass.
Venezuela's leftist President Hugo Chavez on Sunday promised hundreds of thousands of supporters he would win a resounding victory in his December 3 reelection bid he describes as a challenge to Washington.
Even I know Chavez is the devil....even when I am totally stoned
"We are confronting the devil, and we will hit a home run off the devil next Sunday," said Chavez, who ruffled feathers in October by calling President Bush the devil in remarks at the United Nations.
"On December 3 we're going to defeat the most powerful empire on earth by knockout," Chavez said. Huh? Is Chavez using fake Viagra AGAIN.
"Whoever talks first will turn into a donkey," he thundered, only to break into his unmistakable giggle. That make Chavez a jackass by his own rules.
The Reality
The weekend, with massive government and opposition rallies choking the capital's streets, reflected the country's political polarization.
Residents in expensive sports-utility vehicles honked their horns in protest and shouted the opposition slogan "Dare."
The demonstrations themselves were also markedly different, with Chavez's joking spontaneity contrasting with Rosales' emotional but stern and unsmiling appearance in the opposition's Saturday march.
Rosales in August united a fractured opposition movement that failed to oust Chavez through a botched coup and a grueling two-month oil strike in 2002 and a failed recall referendum in 2004.
Chavez has sparked outcries among middle class critics who call him an authoritarian.
The State Department describes him as a menace to regional democracy.
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Criminal gangs using hijacked computers are behind a surge in unwanted emails peddling sex, drugs and stock tips in Britain.
The number of "spam" messages has tripled since June and now accounts for as many as nine out of 10 emails sent worldwide, according to U.S. email security company Postini.
As Christmas approaches, the daily trawl through in-boxes clogged with offers of fake Viagra, loans and sex aids is tipped to take even longer.
Fake Viagra is simply WRONG
Viagra was introduced in China six years ago and after six months on the market, state media said 90% of the blue pills sold in Shanghai were fake.
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The Democrats control both Houses of Congess because American voters spoke out that they don't like the current way politicians are running things and not working together. The election strategy was to criticize Republicans, especially the President, and to tie to and equate all Republican candidates with the President. The strategy worked The Democrats never set forth a plan as to why they should control both Houses of Congress. The initial actions of the Democrats (the Pelosi - Murtha fiasco) show the Democrats still have no plan.
Thanksgiving and come and gone and the Democrats
still don't have a clue where to go from here
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I was driving along minding my own business last week when I ran into a traffic jam. You guessed it. Caused by a distracted driver. I was curious to see what was going on and who it was when I finally got to the scene.
The car causing the traffic jam naturally had one of these on its bumper:
It was worth the wait though because the tow truck driver was was demanding $500 from the drive in cash before doing anything and on the back of the two truck was this:
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I ran across this and wanted to make sure my liberal friends were fully on board with the required talking points.
You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons and technology in the hands of the Iranians, Chinese and North Koreans.
You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
You have to believe that conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese
You have to believe that it's okay to give federal workers Christmas Day off but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."
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I've had a little time to begin to study some of the goings on over in what used to be referred to as the middle east and found a huge mess.
And I have been doing some reading:
Somehow it doesn't look like the United States has stirred up this hornet's nest. It looks like the Shi'is/Shia's/Shiites want to eliminate the Sunni's and other religious and ethnic groups and control the countries they do not control now. Over there it is not a war on terror, it is a war on Sunni's. What have they done? Why do they have be eliminated?
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The time of those who object to racial profiling would be better spent tryiing to correct the causes of why racial profiles works. Certain racial types commit more crimes. Certain racial types are more likely to be terrorists. Those are irrefutable statistical facts. Does that mean that everyone of those racial types is a criminal or terrorist? Of course not. Not using this valid accurate information to capture and prosecute more criminals and terrorists and protect innocent Americans would be ludicrous. Those who suggest it are naive and foolish. If they want racial profiling to go away, their efforts should be to lower the statistical likelihoods that make racial profiling work. That means less criminals among certain races and less terrorists among certain races. Every individual has their own personal responsibility. It is not my responsibility to pretend that certain races are more not more likely to be criminals or to pretend that certain races are not more likely to be terrorists. For all my liberal friends who think support of profiling equals racism...Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to my Conservative friends too!
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It is doubtful things are ever going to be calm in that particular neck of the woods. Perhaps it is in the gene cesspool over there. The slaying will certainly heighten political tensions in Lebanon, where the leading Muslim Shi'ite party Hizballah has threatened to topple the government if it does not get a bigger say in Cabinet decision-making. Personally I was about to invest in Beirut real estate thinking values are low, but I think I will wait until they go down even further.
GrandView Residence will be an owner occupied 4 story building with 60% natural stone
facade, designed with the strictest safety and construction codes. This building will have
double walls, made up of two 10cm blocks with 5cm gap in between as well as double glazed
windows and sliding doors in aluminum framing providing air tight construction for cool
summers and warm winters.
The front view is absolutely gorgeous with nothing but open space below all the way to
Beirut and the Mediterranean in the horizon, while nature awaits you in the back with
rolling hills and mountain tops covered with pine trees.
Gemayel was shot in his car in Jdeideh, a Christian neighborhood, his constituency on the northern edge of Beirut, witnesses said. A car rammed his vehicle from behind and then a gunman stepped out and shot him at point-blank range, they said. This scene is right out of the Godfather.
Islamist Muslim terrorist mafia strike again
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Apparently this list doesn't include those whose lives are fiction: O.J., Hillary, Pelosi, M. Moore, et. al. Or more accurately are living lies.
Tough luck sleazebag, no book and tv deal for you
Move over Santa. The red-clad philanthropist has lost the top slot on Forbes magazines' list of the 15 richest fictional characters to defense contractor Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks.
Warbucks, a lieutenant general in the comic strip Little Orphan Annie, unseats Santa from the top position for the first time with an estimated net worth of $36.2 billion with the conflict in Iraq boosting his fortune.
"We still estimate Claus' net worth as infinite, but we excluded him from this year's rankings after being bombarded by letters from outraged children insisting that Claus is 'real'," according to a statement from Forbes.com.
Forbes.com said it took into account "the physical evidence - toys delivered, milk and cookies devoured" in removing him from consideration.
Other drop-offs include Ebenezer Scrooge, who gave much of his fortune to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation; Superman nemesis Lex Luther, who blew billions trying to take over the world; and Cruella De Vil as demand for fur coats plummeted.
The new annual list with an aggregate fictional net worth of $111 billion includes Mr. Monopoly, spam entrepreneur Prince Abakaliki of Nigeria, and videogame plumber Mario.
Second place goes to Charles Montgomery Burns, owner of the Springfield nuclear power plant in the cartoon TV show "The Simpsons" worth an estimated $16.8 billion after announcing a "technology exchange" with North Korean leader Kim Jong II.
Scrooge McDuck came in third with an estimated $10.9 billion from mining and treasure hunting as gold prices soared.
How did Forbes calculate their worth? When possible on known commodity and share price movements or by comparing private businesses to comparable fictional public companies plus a "tiny grain of common sense and a large dose of salt."
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Is Yahoo on the way out?
Yahoo Inc. needs a dramatic organizational shake-up and cuts in its work force of up to 20 percent, according to an internal memo written last month by Senior Vice President Brad Garlinghouse.
Yahoo is a dinosaur
An aged bloated dinosaur like Ted Kennedy seen here being rescued
from yet another drunken swimming attempt
Garlinghouse, a second-tier Yahoo executive who has taken increasing powerful roles in the company since joining 3 1/2 years ago, argues that Yahoo suffers from a lack of consistent leadership, business focus and a "single cohesive strategy."
"We lack a focused, cohesive vision for our company," Garlinghouse writes. "We want to do everything and be everything -- to everyone."
The document was published in the Saturday edition of the Wall Street Journal. A Yahoo spokesman confirmed the authenticity of the memo, but declined to comment directly on details contained in the memo or in the newspaper story.
The call for restructuring follows a series of embarrassments that have caused Yahoo shares to lose 31.5 percent of their value so far this year. It is struggling with a slowdown in parts of its advertising business while racing to keep pace with far-faster growing rival Google Inc.
The memo -- known as "The Peanut Butter Manifesto" because it argues that Yahoo's investment strategy is like spreading peanut butter too thinly on bread -- argues for a "radical reorganization" of the 12-year-old Internet media giant.
"I hate peanut butter," Garlinghouse writes.
"There are so many people in charge (or believe that they are in charge) that it's not clear if anyone is in charge." "I believe we must embrace our problems and challenges and that we must take decisive action," the memo states bluntly.
"All is not well," Garlinghouse writes. The memo itself was written in response to an October 11 New York Times article that he describes as "a painful public flogging."
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What's the plan here? Is there going to be an extra high gallows with extra long rope? Will they drop him and jerk to a sudden stop and then drop him some more letting him think the rope broke or he is going to land on the ground? One can only hope he will be sentenced to hang dozens of time torturing him with all the stop and goes until the menace is gone for good.
Free pre-death trip to Hollywood for mass murdering jackass
An Iraqi court sentenced a shaken but defiant Saddam Hussein to hang on Sunday for crimes against humanity, sparking joy for Shi'ites he oppressed and resentment among his fellow Sunnis across Iraq's violent sectarian divide.
Shi'ite Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki called for unity after the ousted leader was handed "the punishment he deserves". Defense lawyers, who said they saw little hope from an appeal in the coming months, dismissed it as "victor's justice".
Saddam, 69, initially refused to stand when brought in to hear the verdict from Kurdish chief judge Raouf Abdul Rahman, at a quickfire, 45-minute hearing. When he did, shakily, with clear emotion, he yelled the defiant Arab battle cry "Allahu Akbar!" (God is Greatest) and "Long live Iraq" as the judgment was read.
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Thats what Iran's lying president said. See the full story here.
16 miles of files document the Holocaust
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"Speaker" Pelosis claims National Christmas Tree does not speak for all Americans and must go. "Look at the message me are sending to muslim islamist terrorists. This is an absolute insult to them. They behave the way they do because of American arrogance like this dead tree."
Pelosi wants the National Christmas Tree replaced by
middle east friendly symbol
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In fact, perhaps one of the reasons they come up with some of the wildest theories is that they have too much information. It is simply amazing how sometimes they can add four plus four and the answer is three. My mind would be a muddle with this much information.
A portion of Darkstream Dugg's computer bunker
used to research and write fromthedarkstream.com blog
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Humiliated after loosing what he guaranteed to be a win, Murtha blew out of DC in a huff. He apparently liked it better when he was a behind the scenes old time money laundering politician. Hopefully the voters will retire this clown in 2008.
"Three more hours to Vegas baby, at least THERE my crap stays there."
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Unlike BEFORE the election, now the liberals are announcing their plans to replace what they don't like. They believe their plan is better than No Child Left Behind. My view is that Pelosi's liberal band are the so called adults left behind.
Proposed liberal reform of education system
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Pelosi power play fails...too bad. Despite her lame promises of a new type of politics and democratic party, the lying queen tried to ram a proven political hack Abscram veteran down her party's throat. Guess what? They weren't having it. The Pelosi agenda is officially dead before it starts. Too bad.
Instant impotence
Conservatives, moderates and sensible Americans everywhere rejoiced.
Party time! The bitch is already dead.
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Is this guy who Arafat would have hand picked or what? This is going to change nothing. This signals that Hamas is wimping out and the next thing to happen is that a new more radical group will replace Hamas and the same old will continue ad infinitem. Instead of fencing the Mexican border, why not just fence in all the nuts who having been fighting about Jerusalem forever? If there is any left over, use it in bin Laden land except for the best oil fields and shift the troops in Iraq there as guards. Let the towel headed camel jockeys fight it out among themselves inside the fence, like a WWF steel cage match.
Hamas and Fatah agree to appoint U.S.-trained biologist Mohammed Shabir as prime minister.
Shabir claims to be a master of the sleeper hold and camel hump pile driver move.
Sitting in front of his blackboard in a Gaza university, Professor Mohammed Shabir, 60, is more at home in the microscopic realms of squirming protozoa than he is with Palestinian realpolitik.
The professor's acquaintance with virulent strains of bacteria may prove useful in dealing with warring Palestinian organisms — notably the Fatah movement led by President Mahmoud Abbas and the Islamist miitants of outgoing Prime Minister Ismael Haniyah's Hamas, who has recently as weeks ago were on the verge of open civil war. Sure, he can start some biological warfare...sounds like a great plan.
Picture this wimp dealing with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Shabir will be hand washing Ahmadinejad's camel in a week.
Shabir will be sent into the next world with head first turnbuckle bashing
Mahmoud will bring steel folding chairs into the ring and beat Shabir senseless
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Curiously Hillary Clinton is leading nothing in the Senate. By now the other Senators must know her well. In fact, some of them were invited to her wedding years ago.
Bill's life hasn't changed since.
Don't let her do the same thing to the United States.
When the time comes, vote for ANYBODY else.
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Read the full story in CREW's own words:
DEMOCRATS WIN BUT CHOOSE TO RUN CORRUPT MEMBER FOR LEADERSHIP POST
democrats eating their own after less than a week....go figure HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAR HAR
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) questioned soon-to-be House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s (D-CA) commitment to eradicating corruption with her endorsement of one of the most unethical members in Congress, Rep. John Murtha (D-PA), to be Majority Leader of the House of Representatives.
Rep. Murtha was listed in CREW’s report Beyond DeLay: The 20 Most Corrupt Members of Congress (and five to watch). As reported in the study and by the news media, Rep. Murtha has been involved in a number of pay-to play schemes involving former staffers and his brother, Robert “Kit” Murtha.
“Future House Speaker Pelosi’s endorsement of Rep. Murtha, one of the most unethical members of Congress, shows that she may have prioritized ethics reform merely to win votes with no real commitment to changing the culture of corruption,” Melanie Sloan, executive director of CREW said today. “How can Americans believe that the Democrats will return integrity to the House when future Speaker Pelosi has endorsed an ethically-challenged member for a leadership position? Rep. Murtha is the wrong choice for this job.”
Not only is Rep. Murtha beset by ethics issues, The New York Times reported on October 2, 2006 that he has consistently opposed ethics and earmark reform. Sloan continued, “Rep. Murtha’s opposition to ethics reform does not bode well for future Speaker Pelosi’s promise to enact ethics legislation in the first 100 hours of the new Congress.”
Pelosi is only true to Pelosi
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The last thing the Democrats want to do as they regain control of Congress is get caught up in an internal power struggle. So why is incoming Speaker Nancy Pelosi backing the dark horse in the race to be her number two? "If John Murtha was running for dog-catcher, Nancy Pelosi would support him," one Pelosi ally said. This despite Murtha's history of being a near crook and a definite supporter of political cronyism.
Murtha is bulking up so he can buy Hastert's used suits
Though the Pelosi-Hoyer tensions have largely stemmed from differences on policy — he's more of a centrist than she is — the Hoyer-Murtha matchup is much less simple. Murtha, despite his closeness to Pelosi, is a pro-life Democrat and actually more conservative than Hoyer, who is likely to get the votes of many liberal members who have backed Pelosi in the past.
Pelosi keeps up this shit and I am a Republican
At a time when both parties are worried about pork-barrel spending, Murtha's longtime role on the House Appropriations Committee, where he secured members' votes with promises of getting special spending earmarks in their districts, could send the wrong message. Also, Murtha doesn't have the perfect record for a party trying to ease voters' concerns about Washington corruption; in the 1980s, he was investigated but not charged in a corruption case where eight members of Congress, including Murtha, were offered money by FBI agents posing as a representatives of a fictitious Arab sheik; ultimately six House members and a Senator were convicted in the investigation. Murtha never said "no". Murtha said, "not now".
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Five Shiite ministers resigned from Premier Fouad Saniora's government Saturday, citing the collapsed negotiations to give Hizbullah and its allies more power in the Lebanese cabinet. The resignation of the pro-Syrian Hizbullah and Amal ministers came after the country's top rival leaders failed to reach agreement on the formation of a national unity government.
"We have resigned because the majority insists on exercising power on its own," the head of Hizbullah's parliamentary bloc Mohammed Raad said, referring to the anti-Syrian majority that has baulked at forming a unity government without first having guarantees that pro-Syrian President Emile Lahoud will step down. will step down.
President Lahoud said, "Good riddance to bad rubbish. Those jackasses suck. Camels will do better jobs that those women. I don't want any gay ministers. Why do you think I deported jocko pino?"
New Lebanon Ministers
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jihadists have a craving for shit. It's their favorite food and they don't care what mammal it comes from.
jihadist wife shopping for family dinner
jihadist that just decided the afterlife virgins are a FRAUD
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Jihad supporters are the biggest jackasses the world has even know.
jihad is for assholes
jihadist being chickenshit self
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A purported audio recording by the leader of Iraq's al Qaeda wing gloated over the resignation of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld as a top U.S. general said the military was preparing to recommend strategy changes.
Abu Hamza al-Muhajir, also known as Abu Ayyub al-Masri, (who gives a rat's ass what the jackass's name is?) said in the recording posted on the Internet on Friday that the group has 12,000 armed fighters and 10,000 others waiting to be equipped to fight U.S. troops in Iraq. Sounds scarey to me but the jackass doesn't mention they are all women.
Shown here during photo shoot for "Hustler - Terrorist" edition
"I tell the lame duck (U.S. administration) do not rush to escape as did your defense minister ... stay on the battleground," he said. Meanwhile the jackass Abu stays in his spider hole.
Middle East Terrorist Penthouse / Spider Hole
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Generic drugmaker Perrigo Co. is recalling 11 million bottles of over-the-counter, store-brand acetaminophen caplets after finding metal fragments in some batches, U.S. health officials said on Thursday.
Check your shelves immediately and get help!
The 500-milligram pills may have been sent to dozens of stores around the country, including some outlets of Wal-Mart, Safeway, CVS and Food Lion, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration said. No evidence has surfaced yet that any has been shipped abroad....but maybe some COULD be shipped to say Iran. They have to have some hurting heads over there with the whole towel nuclear thing going on.
Personally I'm a generic Advil fan and I use it sparingly. I have long known that the top secret cabal gradually taking over the world had this scheme as part of it's bag of dirty tricks. The government has been covering this particular problem up for 3 years. It only came out because an 8 term Congressman who lost on Tuesday, was pissed, got drunk and emailed the Drudge Report.
Dammit...I have been taking a dozen every morning this week when I wake up with a hangover
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Rummy was hired by Donald Trump as his right hand man for negociating new property purchases. "This man convinced NATO to become a global force (vastly exceeding it's original charter) AND convinced me to hire him", explained the Donald.
Rumsfeld will also be one of the judges on next season's Apprentice replacing George who is just too damn old.
"First Carolyn now George has been fired, let's see what the other Donald can do."
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I personally NEVER would have thought of ordering this for her. But hey, what a great idea!
Here I was thinking she only traveled by limo or broom.
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The rest of us maybe after you hang like a dog jackass.
A somber Saddam Hussein called on Iraqis to forgive each other Tuesday, when he returned to court two days after another panel of judges had condemned him to death for crimes against humanity.
Saddam, speaking to the court in the afternoon session, cited references to the Prophet Muhamad and Jesus who had asked for forgiveness for those who had opposed them.
"I call on all Iraqis, Arabs and Kurds, to forgive, reconcile and shake hands," Saddam said.
"Hello, my name is saddam and I am full of shit."
Copywrite 2006 - Barry G.
Here is an abbrieviated history of Pelosi's attack on American values while a political ho.
"If you think I have screwed America so far, just wait until I have power. You bastards will be taxed out your asses, your babies will be dead, the United Stated will be nuked, the United States Military will be reduced by 90% and Castro will be flown in as my personal guru."
A Roman Catholic who has repeatedly voted to uphold partial-birth abortion, who has voted against parental notification when minor children seek abortion and who has shown no concern for the rights of the innocent unborn, Pelosi has consistently opposed the death penalty.
Over the years, Pelosi has consistently voted against welfare reform, including the 1996 bill signed by President Clinton and its re-authorization. In 1998, she opposed a constitutional amendment to permit school prayer in the classroom. In 1999, she opposed allowing state and local governments to display the Ten Commandments on public property, including schools. She has voted against education IRAs. In 2003, she opposed a $10 million program for school vouchers in the District of Columbia. That same year she voted against the 10-year $400 billion Medicare prescription-drug bill because she preferred one that was twice as expensive. Pelosi has repeatedly voted for tax increases and opposed tax cuts, even the 2001 bill that doubled the child tax credit to $1,000, among other cuts.
As the United States has become increasingly dependent on foreign sources for oil, Pelosi has always opposed drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. In recent years, she has become protectionist -- leading the opposition in 2000 against then-President Clinton's successful effort to establish permanent normal trade relations with China. She also opposed giving Mr. Clinton and Mr. Bush trade-promotion authority; and in 2005 she voted against the Central American Free Trade Agreement. In 2004, she voted to end Radio Marti broadcasts to Cuba. She voted to reduce funds for the B-2 intercontinental bomber, which performed superbly in the 1999 Kosovo War, in 2001 in Afghanistan and in Iraq. Pelosi has repeatedly opposed anti-missile defense, even as a nuclear-armed North Korea has tested ballistic missiles.
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President Bush has said Saddam Hussein's sentencing to death for crimes against humanity is a milestone for Iraq.
Waiting for you Saddam. Party's over jackass.
Saddam, shaking and defiant, was sentenced in Baghdad today after being found guilty of ordering the murder of Iraqi civilians.
From the dog pen to the gallows!
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Believe it or not Pelosi has a husband, the poor jackass.
"You want me to do WHAT? Go to Hillary Clinton for THAT."
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Ever notice that with Nancy P. there is only one way? Not the Republican way. She doesn't explain what her way is, just that it isn't THAT way, which of course is wrong. The missing piece of the puzzle is she is right because.....
Sieg Heil Pelosi
Seig Heil Pelosi
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The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to
breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said: "Ladies: remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will
make delivery that much easier!"
She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember: you're in this together. So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner."
The room suddenly got very qui et as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the teacher.
"I was just wondering," the man said, "is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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A Maine attorney was arrested on Tuesday after he dressed up as al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden and waved a fake gun at traffic. The guy must stink as a lawyer since he couldn't even come up with a good being dressed up for Halloween excuse. Obviously a demlib of course.
Police in South Portland, Maine, arrested Thomas Connolly, 49, of Scarborough, Maine, and charged him with criminal threatening. He was released on bail, local officials said.
Lt. Todd Bernard said the police department received calls about a man wearing Middle Eastern garb and a bin Laden mask and carrying fake dynamite standing along an interstate highway. When police arrived, they saw Connolly holding a gun.
"They ordered him to drop the weapon several times and he eventually complied," Bernard said.
It turned out the gun was fake, Bernard said.
