a small dose of reality

keeping it semi real, promoting conservatives, taking potshots at fools, democrats other than Obama, liberals, the left, know it alls, the dnc, etc., reviews of models, pundits and blogs

I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. 

William F. Buckley, Jr.

2006/12/30

Saddam Hussein Dead - Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

@ 02:32 AM (92 months, 7 days ago)

 

It is fitting that Saddam Hussein died, as many of his political opponents did, dangling from the end of a rope. He had used the gallows at Abu Ghraib to silence opposition and dissent. In doing so, he had controlled Iraq for over two decades, but he created a generation of enemies. And some of those enemies, who never forgot their fathers and brothers who disappeared in the night, were there to watch him die.

For many who watched it, the execution of Saddam Hussein was a personal vindication. He killed their brothers, uncles, tore apart their families and ran their beloved country into the ground. Even if his finger didn't pull the trigger, they blamed him for everything: every nail-biting visit by an intelligence officer, every midnight execution, every tongue cut out by a sadistic guard, every body in the mass graves at Hillah and Hawija and Musayeb. He projected absolute authority while he was in power and now faced absolute responsibility for every death under his rule. The moment the steel trap door below his feet was released, he suffered the absolute punishment — a powerless old man, dying alone.

 

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2006/12/28

Russian Hijacker Foiled by Passengers and Crew

@ 11:12 PM (92 months, 8 days ago)

 

Crew members and passengers overpowered a Russian man who tried to hijack an Aeroflot plane on Thursday and the aircraft safely made an emergency landing in Prague, airline officials said.

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Most hijackers tend to fear ramming

 

"One of the passengers on board the Moscow-Geneva flight said he had an explosive device and ordered (the crew) to change course," Lev Koshlyakov, deputy general director of the Russian airline, told Reuters.

 

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2006/12/26

Home for Christmas

@ 10:09 PM (92 months, 10 days ago)

 

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Barry spends Christmas holiday studying

 

 

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2006/12/21

Trump Wins Rosie Loses - Say a Majority of Americans

@ 11:28 PM (92 months, 15 days ago)

 

Two of America's biggest mouths are at war, trading insults and threats over a fallen beauty queen.

Lardass Rosie O'Donnell on Wednesday's "The View" talk show took issue with Donald Trump, who in a news conference on Tuesday said he would let troubled beauty queen Tara Conner continue her reign as Miss USA 2006 if she agreed to attend rehab.

Trump, who co-owns the company that produces the Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants, fired back, telling "Entertainment Tonight," "I'll probably sue Rosie because she doesn't tell the facts."

In an interview with the Fox News Channel, Trump ridiculed O'Donnell's looks and said, "I'm going to surprise Rosie, but I guarantee I'll have a lot of Rosie's money, you know, right out of her big, fat pocket.

"Rosie talks about moral compass, what moral compass does she have? I mean just take a look at her, take a look at that face. I mean, can you imagine her poor girlfriend having to kiss that every night? You can have her."

Lardbutt stares in shock that she is being kissed

"I can't believe I was so drunk I put my MOUTH on that."

In Thursday's New York Daily News, Trump said to O'Donnell, "You'd better be careful or I'll send one of my friends to take your girlfriend!"

"I imagine it would be pretty easy to take her girlfriend away, considering how Rosie looks." He called her a "fat slob" and "despicable."

Not needed to find the fatmouth lardass

The Donald called the Los Angeles-based morning show "Good Day L.A." to sound off on O'Donnell's remarks about his near-firing of Miss USA Tara Conner.

"Maybe she wanted to put the crown back on Miss USA's head," the real-estate mogul said of the openly gay O'Donnell, who has four children with her partner, Kelli. "I think she's very attracted to Miss USA so she probably wanted to put the crown on her head herself."

Insult No. 2: "She is a very, very unattractive woman who really is a bully."

Insult No. 3: "Ultimately, Rosie is a loser, and ultimately ("The View") will fail because of Rosie. ... Barbara (Walters) made a mistake and let me tell you something, Barbara's a good friend of mine. She cannot stand Rosie O'Donnell."

"....fatass, from the human race."

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

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2006/12/20

Italy Has "gay nativity" in Parliament Created by Bruno Mellano and Donatella Poretti

@ 11:26 PM (92 months, 16 days ago)

 

Two leftists in Italy's ruling coalition on Wednesday outraged fellow lawmakers by placing four dolls representing homosexual couples near the baby Jesus in the official nativity scene in parliament.

The two parliamentarians from the small "Rose in the Fist" party said their gesture was to promote the legalization of gay marriage and granting legal recognition to unmarried couples.

Bruno Mellano and Donatella Poretti placed the Barbie and Ken-type dolls in the parliamentary nativity scene, each couple lying down embraced among the shepherds witnessing the birth of Jesus.

Be safely equipped the next time you are in the Italian Parliament 

Each of the two doll couples, which parliamentary ushers removed after a few minutes, wore miniature placards with slogans in favor of gay rights.

"This is a vulgar and unacceptable double attack against both a (national) institution as well as a religious symbol," a group of women parliamentarians of the opposition conservative Forza Italia party said in a statement.

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

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Prositutes, Porn, Affairs Result in Over $5 Million in Damages to British man

@ 01:16 AM (92 months, 17 days ago)

 

A devout Christian who said an accident at work boosted his libido and wrecked his marriage as he turned to prostitutes and pornography was awarded more than 3 million pounds ($5.89 million) in damages Tuesday.

TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY

CHA CHING

Stephen Tame, 29, from Suffolk, suffered severe head injuries in a fall, transforming him from a loyal newlywed into a "disinhibited" character who had two affairs.

"IT WASN'T ME HON, IT WAS THE INJURIES"

OK.  Spindoctoring the story to a gullible wife is one thing, but getting paid a huge amount of money while getting away with is a meritorious feat. 

MRS. TAME WAS SERVED WITH DIVORCE PAPERS THE FOLLOWING DAY

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

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2006/12/18

"Macaca"

@ 09:01 PM (92 months, 18 days ago)

 

Voted most politically word of 2006....and there is not even a fixed meaning for macaca.  For example"

1.  The macaca forgot to clean the toilet.

2.  The macaca crapped all over my windshield.

3.  I wanted lobster and got macaca instead.

4.  The Christmas bonus check arrived and I am calling my macaca boss to discuss it with him / her

5.  The needles were clicking fast during the macacaing.

6.  Merry macaca.

.................

 

Doesn't give a rat's ass what macaca means

 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

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O. J. 's Judith Regan's Firing Predicted by Noststradamus AND the Bible

@ 12:33 AM (92 months, 19 days ago)

 

Media mogul Rupert Murdoch’s decision to fire Judith Regan, the publisher of O.J. Simpson’s book “If I Did It,” is conclusive proof of the existence of God, a group of leading theologians said today.

Contrary to popular opinion, O. J. did all the writing

with a ghostwriter

Like a ghostwriter would have known what O. J. did better than he would.  Yeah RIGHT.

Judith Regan is now pitching her own autobiography

The firing of Ms. Regan was a hot topic in publishing circles over the weekend but was also the key subject for discussion among a group of clerics from around the world who convened in Oslo, Norway to discuss Biblical prophecy.

“Noststradamus predicted the firing of Judith Regan as early as 1532,” said the Reverend Stefan Tenson, one of many Biblical scholars in attendance at the Oslo conference. “The only thing is, he didn’t think it would take Murdoch so long to do it.”

Mr. Tenson said that in a world where many people’s faith has been shaken by war, poverty, and disease, the firing of Judith Regan should be seen as a sign that there is a divine being watching over the universe.

“God loves us, and so He made Judith Regan get fired,” he said.

But other Biblical scholars at the Norway conference differed about the significance of the firing of Judith Regan, with some suggesting that it may foretell the end of the world.

“While Judith Regan’s termination is a cause for jubilation, it could also indicate that the end is near,” said the Reverend Horace Baclay. “There are over a dozen references to Judith Regan in the Book of Revelation.”

 

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2006/12/17

A Progessive - Who is One and What Does Being a True Progressive Mean?

@ 02:05 PM (92 months, 19 days ago)

 

Liberal democrats have been spin doctoring for a long time.  It is time to undo spindoctoring one revolution at a time.  For example, this morning I found a HUGE MYTH corrected by truth.

RAGIN ROSIE O'DONNELL - SOCIALIST

NOT a Progressive, to the contrary

an ENEMY of American values

 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

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2006/12/16

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Denies that Holocaust Denial Conference Ever Happened

@ 12:12 AM (92 months, 21 days ago)

 

One day after hosting an international conference devoted to denying that the Holocaust ever happened, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made headlines again today by holding another conference to deny that the earlier conference ever happened.

President Ahmadinejad’s Holocaust denial conference was a page one story in newspapers around the world this week, making some observers wonder why the Iranian leader would hold another conference attempting to deny that the earlier conference had occurred.

But in Tehran today, President Ahmadinejad welcomed delegates from around the world, proclaiming, “The first annual conference of Holocaust denial deniers will now come to order.”

The Iranian president then launched into a blistering forty-five minute speech denying the existence of the other conference, at which he reportedly gave a blistering forty-five minute speech.

The local Iman declared a fatwa and stuck the

jackass in the denial corner

“Do people honestly believe that I hosted a Holocaust denial conference?” Mr. Ahmadinejad asked the delegates. “Next thing you know they’ll be claiming I’m developing nuclear weapons.”

Present at the conference of Holocaust denial deniers was former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke, who vehemently denied having attended the earlier meeting.

“I could not possibly have attended the meeting, because the meeting did not happen,” Mr. Duke told a reporter. “Plus, I don’t exist.”

At the conclusion of the Holocaust denial deniers conference, Mr. Ahmadinejad embarked on a tour to promote a new book about his hypothetical hosting of a Holocaust denial conference, entitled “If I Did It.”

 

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John Kerry Begins Comedy Career By Replacing Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory

@ 12:06 AM (92 months, 21 days ago)

 

Speaking to an audience of troops in Iraq today, Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass) raised eyebrows by revealing for the first time that his 2004 campaign for the U.S. presidency was “a botched joke.”

“My stiff delivery, my wooden, robot-like hand gestures, were all an attempt on my part to be hilarious,” Sen. Kerry told the troops. “In retrospect, I guess you had to be there.”

For Mr. Kerry, a politician whose demeanor ranges from “dour” to “very dour,” the news that his entire campaign was a botched joke came as a startling revelation.

But despite the fact that his presidential campaign failed to garner the kind of belly laughs he was aiming for, Sen. Kerry told the troops that he planned to skip the 2008 race to focus full-time on what he called “my first love, comedy.”

That's right, no more Presidential campaigns for me

Teresa says I am funny as hell in the bedroom

so I figured why not?  everyone will enjoy my humor.

(pssst - John, Teresa laughs at your equipment)

 



Buddy Schlantz, a veteran talent agent and observer of the show business scene, said that Mr. Kerry’s decision to focus on comedy might be “a good career move,” and suggested that the senator might find some stage time at the Laugh Factory, where “Seinfeld” alumnus Michael Richards memorably performed last month: “I hear they have a slot open.”

But in a sign that he still has a long way to go as a comedian, Mr. Kerry’s final joke to the troops played to cricket-like silence.

“Do you know what happens to comedians who botch a joke?” Mr. Kerry said. “They get stuck in Iraq!”

Elsewhere, the world’s oldest person died at age 116, while the world’s second-oldest person is starring in “Rocky Balboa.”

 

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2006/12/13

Democrats Announce War on Terror Plan -FINALLY

@ 11:16 PM (92 months, 23 days ago)

 

 

THE DEMOCRATS "REAL SECURITY" PLAN

IT TURNS OUT 98% OF DEMOCRATS ARE FRENCH

 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

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2006/12/12

Politicians and Their Families too Scared to Fight for America in Iraq

@ 09:45 PM (92 months, 24 days ago)

 

Real American people fight in Iraq.  Real American people are heroes in Iraq.

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Real Americans salute terrorism

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

 

 

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McDonald's Diversifies to Attract Upscale Patrons

@ 01:27 AM (92 months, 25 days ago)

 

Why not?  The fast food giant is up and running with a new sideline and the Kennedys love it.

TEDDY KENNEDY - CUSTOMER OF THE DAY AT McLIQUORS

There is a special crawl / slither lane for Ted and Patrick

 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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2006/12/10

Prince and Philadelphia Eagles to play at Super Bowl

@ 10:04 PM (92 months, 26 days ago)

 

What can I say a dream come true?  If only Dave Chappelle was there to take on Prince.  Funk rock veteran Prince will perform during the halftime show at the Super Bowl in February.  Prince, the 48-year-old Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee who rose to fame on the strength of such tunes as "Little Red Corvette" and "Let's Go Crazy," will perform at Dolphin Stadium near Miami on Sunday, February 4.

Eagles beat another division rival as Super Bowl express rolls

 

Prince or Dave Chappelle?

 

Prince or Dave Chappelle?

 

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2006/12/9

Santa's Reindeer Molested by Nancy Pelosi

@ 08:00 PM (92 months, 27 days ago)

 

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I guess she has to get it SOMEWHERE and it IS Christmas

 

 

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Hillary Clinton Snubs Gold Star Mothers While Stealing Taxpayer Money

@ 01:01 PM (92 months, 27 days ago)

 

Gold Star Mothers is a group of women whose sons were killed in Iraq.  The group went to DC to meet with Senator Clinton who was too busy stuffing her fat face to meet with them despite scheduling an appointment for them to visit.  Clinton should be jailed as the criminal she is.

GSM BANNER

 

 

Hog stuffing her fat face

 

 

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2006/12/8

Starbucks to Be Built on the Moon by 2020

@ 10:29 PM (92 months, 28 days ago)

 

11,000 by 2021, Coffee Giant Says


Vowing to boldly go where no gourmet coffee chain has ever gone before, Starbucks Inc. announced today that it would build its first coffee franchise on the moon by the year 2020.

While the coffee giant raised eyebrows in the restaurant and aerospace industries with its startling announcement, it stunned Wall Street with its plan to expand to over 11,000 lunar coffee houses by 2021.

At a press conference at the company’s Seattle headquarters, Starbucks spokesperson Carol Foyler said that NASA’s decision to build a manned base on the lunar surface by the year 2020 motivated Starbucks’ decision to expand moonward.

“Those astronauts are going to be working long and hard to build that moon base and we’re betting they’re going to want a latte or two,” Ms. Foyler says. “Fortunately for them, there’ll be a Starbucks on the edge of every crater.”

But Starbucks’ decision to expand to 11,000 stores by 2021 inspired skepticism among restaurant industry experts, who wondered if there was a large enough market for gourmet coffee on the moon to justify such accelerated growth.

“The biggest problem is that there is no life on the moon,” said Nick Klujian, an analyst at Morgan Stanley. “They’d be much better off on Mars.”

In response to Mr. Klujian’s comment, Starbucks responded: “Did we say the moon? We meant Mars. Sorry, we got the order wrong.”

Elsewhere, spokespersons for Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn said that the couple has broken up but remain good friends, according to a story published today in “Like I Care” magazine.

 

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2006/12/7

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Dies - Arlen Spector Promises Confirmation of Replacement by Christmas

@ 10:24 PM (92 months, 29 days ago)

 

Who will President Bush appoint to replace her?  Rumor has it that the President saw this coming and freed up Donald Rumsfeld so he would be available to replace Ginsburg quickly before the new Congress is sworn in.  Arlen Spector promises to skip Chanuka and have Secretary Rumsfeld comfirmed before Christmas.  Take that liberal jackasses.

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Ginsburg died in her sleep during this morning's Supreme Court session

 

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2006/12/6

Perfect Gift for Husband, Lover, Man in Your Life or Boyfriend

@ 10:51 PM (93 months, 13 hours ago)

 

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No clever caption required

 

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Nancy Pelosi Takes Rush Limbaugh, Jr. on Boat Trip

@ 12:20 AM (93 months, 1 day ago)

 

Talk about an unusual pair to hit the open seas.  Apparently Pelosi thought some fresh salt air might help her feel less sad about deposing her secret squeeze, John Bolton.

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"Row faster, I need to get back and report Dad and by the way

pick me up a carton of cigarettes while you are waiting with the car.

If you don't have cash, stop by an ATM and pick some up so you can

pay for us at the pig roast tonight and take a shower for goodness sake,

you stink."

 

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2006/12/4

Minefield Perils in Iraq - Watch Your Back

@ 11:12 PM (93 months, 2 days ago)

 

Maybe those anti - mine people are onto something.

 

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2006/12/3

Profiling Airline Passengers - Strip Searches

@ 07:42 PM (93 months, 3 days ago)

 

The safest way to ensure safe commercial airline travel is profiling in addition to metal detectors.  There are times when strip searches are necessary as well.

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The only way I'll fly.

A Muslim free flight is a non negotiable requirement.

 

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2006/12/2

Castro Dead? Raul in Control for Now - Hugo Chavez to Take Over Cuba

@ 03:01 PM (93 months, 4 days ago)

 

 Castro A No-Show At Revolution Celebration - Probably DEAD and it is being covered up by Raul so Chavez doesn't move into power.  Chavez WILL find out.  Imagine new Chevys and Fords in Cuba.

In reality Fidel has been dead since this fall

Burned to a crackly crunch in secret cremation

Hugo licks his chops in anticipation of Cuban takeover

and creation of Havana parrot sanctuary

The ailing Fidel Castro did not show up to a huge military parade Saturday marking the 50th anniversary of the founding of Cuba's Revolutionary Armed Forces, fueling speculation about the severity of his condition and the possibility he may not return to power and the probability the beard is dead.

 

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2006/12/1

Britney Spears Sex Tape Exists See Link Here, Spears Ditches Panties Goes Commando / Slut Claims Beause Paris Hilton Said She Loves Too

@ 08:52 AM (93 months, 6 days ago)

 

Her necklines have plunged, she's plying the all-night party circuit with new best pal Paris Hilton, and she has even ditched her panties.

As if to prove, as she once sang, that she really is "not that innocent," newly separated pop star and mother of two Britney Spears is letting it all hang out -- shocking her fans, causing concern among friends and making herself the butt of jokes on late-night TV.

"Girls Gone Wild!" Us Weekly magazine blared in its cover story this week, charting a manic two weeks in which Spears was seen gambling all night in Las Vegas, spent time nightclubbing and shopping with "celebutante" Hilton, and was photographed on several occasions climbing in and out of cars without panties.

sex tape

Pre Commando

Post commando sex tape

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