Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Denies that Holocaust Denial Conference Ever Happened
One day after hosting an international conference devoted to denying that the Holocaust ever happened, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made headlines again today by holding another conference to deny that the earlier conference ever happened.
President Ahmadinejad’s Holocaust denial conference was a page one story in newspapers around the world this week, making some observers wonder why the Iranian leader would hold another conference attempting to deny that the earlier conference had occurred.
But in Tehran today, President Ahmadinejad welcomed delegates from around the world, proclaiming, “The first annual conference of Holocaust denial deniers will now come to order.”
The Iranian president then launched into a blistering forty-five minute speech denying the existence of the other conference, at which he reportedly gave a blistering forty-five minute speech.
The local Iman declared a fatwa and stuck the
jackass in the denial corner
“Do people honestly believe that I hosted a Holocaust denial conference?” Mr. Ahmadinejad asked the delegates. “Next thing you know they’ll be claiming I’m developing nuclear weapons.”
Present at the conference of Holocaust denial deniers was former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke, who vehemently denied having attended the earlier meeting.
“I could not possibly have attended the meeting, because the meeting did not happen,” Mr. Duke told a reporter. “Plus, I don’t exist.”
At the conclusion of the Holocaust denial deniers conference, Mr. Ahmadinejad embarked on a tour to promote a new book about his hypothetical hosting of a Holocaust denial conference, entitled “If I Did It.”
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