a small dose of reality

Media mogul Rupert Murdoch’s decision to fire Judith Regan, the publisher of O.J. Simpson’s book “If I Did It,” is conclusive proof of the existence of God, a group of leading theologians said today.

Contrary to popular opinion, O. J. did all the writing

with a ghostwriter

Like a ghostwriter would have known what O. J. did better than he would.  Yeah RIGHT.

Judith Regan is now pitching her own autobiography

The firing of Ms. Regan was a hot topic in publishing circles over the weekend but was also the key subject for discussion among a group of clerics from around the world who convened in Oslo, Norway to discuss Biblical prophecy.

“Noststradamus predicted the firing of Judith Regan as early as 1532,” said the Reverend Stefan Tenson, one of many Biblical scholars in attendance at the Oslo conference. “The only thing is, he didn’t think it would take Murdoch so long to do it.”

Mr. Tenson said that in a world where many people’s faith has been shaken by war, poverty, and disease, the firing of Judith Regan should be seen as a sign that there is a divine being watching over the universe.

“God loves us, and so He made Judith Regan get fired,” he said.

But other Biblical scholars at the Norway conference differed about the significance of the firing of Judith Regan, with some suggesting that it may foretell the end of the world.

“While Judith Regan’s termination is a cause for jubilation, it could also indicate that the end is near,” said the Reverend Horace Baclay. “There are over a dozen references to Judith Regan in the Book of Revelation.”

MERRY CHRISTMAS