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2007/1/9

Vagina of Britney Spears NOT Seen? One Man's Claim Smacks of Conspiracy

@ 09:23 PM (19 months, 19 days ago)

 

A Columbus, Ohio man held a press conference today to announce that he has yet to see Britney Spears’ vagina, in spite of the nearly ubiquitous images of it readily available on the Internet.  The joker probably will claim next he hasn't you-tubed Saddam's hanging.

Moe, Larry and Curly above claim they never have porn surfed



Douglas ********, 33, of Baltimore, Maryland said that he was making his announcement in order to cement his place in history as the only person in North America, if not the industrialized world, never to have seen Ms. Spears’ private parts.

“I have not seen Britney Spears’ vagina,” he said to a skeptical press corps. “I have been really busy with ferreting out conspiracies and making up other conspiracies and I haven’t gotten around to it.”

But even as Douglas made his startling announcement, friends and experts alike came forward to cast doubt on his claim that he has never seen the recording artist’s omnipresent genitalia.

“I like Douglas, but this whole thing smacks of a hoax,” said Miller Mos, one of his drinking buddies. “I think it’s kind of sad that he would do something like this to get attention.”

Davis Logsdon, who studies the impact of celebrities’ private parts on American culture at the University of Minnesota, agreed that the claim seemed “far-fetched,” but allowed that it was “in the realm of possibility.”

“It’s possible that someone could have a working Internet connection and still not see Britney Spears’ vagina,” Mr. Logsdon said. “It’s not like he claimed that he never saw Paris Hilton’s vagina.”


Comment(s) »

  1. :lol::lol::lol: I'm sure she'll make it her personal mission to rectify the situation!

    Comment by Brooke— 2007/01/10 @ 02:04 PM — (Reply)

  2. Is it any different to others that i've seen?

    Comment by trevor downer— 2007/01/10 @ 04:30 PM — (Reply)

  3. Depends on whether you have limited yourself to transvestites.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/01/10 @ 07:53 PM — (Reply)

  4. or like some that we know (doktor) whether they've looked in the mirror

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/01/10 @ 10:42 PM — (Reply)

  5. Douglas and Miller Mos, huh? I think I met those guys once.

    Comment by Dugg— 2007/01/12 @ 07:01 PM — (Reply)

  6. I assume that was a typo and you really meant "that guy".

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/01/12 @ 07:17 PM — (Reply)

  7. YOU TALKIN ABOUT ME.YOU NOT TALKIN ABOUT ME R U.GET EM' COUSIN VINNY.HEY YO YO CHECK IT.

    Comment by MOS— 2007/01/12 @ 07:36 PM — (Reply)

  8. Barry - uh Ernie - I'm not Mos - for the 2000th time. He's really my neighbor. His girlfriend has started a blog, too, I think. My wife has her own blog - as you know.
    How's Pino doing?

    Comment by Dugg— 2007/01/12 @ 07:55 PM — (Reply)

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