In Honor of Hillary Clinton
A Blonde's Year in Re-view
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 9-11 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
" I thought blondes were supposed to have more fun but
every time I lie my asthma kicks in"
Copywrite 2007 - Barry G.
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Like that a lot,
I have copied to my blog http://shortal.com/wch and, of course, given you full credit.
thanks, trevor.
Comment by trevor downer— 2007/02/09 @ 09:28 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Barry G.— 2007/02/09 @ 06:14 PM — (Reply)