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2007/3/23

Army, Navy, Marine Political Correctness

@ 08:51 PM (16 months, 4 days ago)

 

U.S. Navy Directive 16134 [Inappropriate T-Shirts]

The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East, and it was obviously directed at the Marines.

To: All Commands

Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K

All commanders promulgate upon receipt, The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning min arets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions]

"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]

"Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.

In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

"Islamic Reli gious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily."

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.

FORTUNATELY THOSE OF US HERE IN THE UNITED STATES ARE FREE TO IGNORE ANY AND ALL OF THESE SUGGESTIONS AND WEAR A DIFFERENT ONE OF THE TEE SHIRTS EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.

 

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

 

Comment(s) »

  1. Too bad there aren't that many days in the week. I guess I'll have to start an hourly rotation. :wink:

    Can I get one that says "Pino is an asshat" in Arabic?

    Comment by Brooke— 2007/03/24 @ 07:21 PM — (Reply)

  2. What is an 'asshat'? I assume it is negative since it refers to pino.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/03/25 @ 12:59 PM — (Reply)

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