a small dose of reality

Without the formality of a trial, VP Dick Cheney ordered Blitzer imprisoned for the Memorial Day weekend at Gitmo.  Cheney stated that a weekend at Gitmo would show Blitzer what torture was NOT like.  Rumors are circulating that future weekend visit are being scheduled for Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy.

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

Time for some Botox baby....what the f*** happened?

Pelosi - January 2007

Pelosi - May 2007

"Oh shit, I haven't done a very good job

and pretty soon everyone is going to know

and all my Mexicans will be deported."

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

I have been getting bogged down answering fan mail, do autographs and cashing blog advertising royalty checks, so I figured I needed a little help.

After carefully conducted personal interviews,

I hired the most qualified candidate.  The next time,

I may show the process on TV

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

Once again Reid and Pelosi failed to deliver on their rhetoric.  Like their democrat cohorts, both of impotent dinosaurs.

democrats reluctantly gave up their demand for troops withdrawal dates in an Iraq war spending package today, conceding to President Bush on their number one goal in a debate that has roiled Congress for months.

The confrontation sparked bitter exchanges between liberals and conservatives, yielding no middle ground where party leaders and Bush could compromise. In the end, Republicans had the ticking clock of troop funding and the presidential veto pen on their side, and Democrats were forced to blink.

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

I can't wait to see the Donald's next show.  The Donald's talents will no doubt come up with something brand new and fun yet again.  Better yet, a Presidential bid.

The real estate mogul issued a statement on Friday saying he has informed the U.S. television network he is "moving on from 'The Apprentice' to a major new TV venture."

The Donald's announcement appears to end any association the tycoon television star who popularized the catch phrase, "You're fired," would have with NBC for his new show. "It will be fabulous like everything I have ever done," said Trump.

"I will never help NBC and it's sinking ratings again"

It looks like viewers will have to wait to see what Mr. Trump plans for the future.  But if Mr. Trump's past TV success is any indication of the future, then one can anticipate that millions of 'Apprentice' fans will be migrating to his new venture.  No doubt about it.

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

This week is National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by contacting at least one unstable person to show you care.   

My part is done!

Islam fundamentalists, go to hell:

Compliments of Ann Coulter:

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.  One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England .  The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."  The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York .

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

MY BEAUTY SECRETS 

 by Janet Reno

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton 

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Sequel:

   THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton 

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE

 by Osama Bin Laden   

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates  

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THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman 

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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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  A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen Degeneres & Rosie O'Donnell

  ____________________________________

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

I don't know the man who wrote this, but I looked at his picture and read it with my mouth hanging open. He says things here that no white man could ever write and keep his job as a writer .  

It can be verified at Snopes.com:     


 
 
 
By The Reverend Jesse Lee Peterson
 
 
 
Say a hurricane is about to destroy the city you live in. Two questions:
 
What would you do?
 
What would you do if you were black?
 
Sadly, the two questions don't have the same answer.
 
To the first: Most of us would take our families out of that city quickly to protect them from danger. Then, able-bodied men would ret urn to help others in need, as wives and others cared for children, elderly, infirm and the like.
 
For better or worse, Hurricane Katrina has told us the answer to the second question. If you're black and a hurricane is about to destroy your city, you'll probably wait for the government to save you.
 
This was not always the case. Prior to 40 years ago, such a pathetic performance by the black community in a time of crisis would have been inconceivable. The first response would have come from black men. They would take care of their families, bring them to safety, and then help the rest of the community. Then local government would come in.
 
No longer. When 75 percent of New Orleans residents had left the city, it was primarily immoral, welfare-pampered blacks that stayed behind and waited for the government to bail them out. This, as we know, did not turn out good results.
 
Enter Jesse Jackson and Louis Farrakhan. Jackson and Farrakhan laid blame on "racist" President Bush. Farrakhan actually proposed the idea that the government blew up a levee so as to kill blacks and save whites. The two demanded massive governmental spending to rebuild New Orleans, above and beyond the federal government's proposed $60 billion. Not only that, these two were positioning themselves as the gatekeepers to supervise the dispersion of funds. Perfect: Two of the most dishonest elite blacks in America, "overseeing" billions of dollars. I wonder where that money will end up.
 
Of course, if these two were really serious about laying blame on government, they should blame the local one. Responsibility to perform legally and practically fell first on the mayor of New Orleans. We are now all familiar with Mayor Ray Nagin, the black who likes to yell at President Bush for failing to do Nagin's job. The facts, unfortunately, do not support Nagin's wailing. As the Washington Times puts it, "recent reports show [Nagin] failed to follow through on his own city's emergency-response plan, which acknowledged that thousands of the city's poorest residents would have no way to evacuate the city."
 
One wonders how there was "no way" for these people to evacuate the city. We have photographic evidence telling us otherwise. You've probably seen it by now the photo showing 2,000 parked school buses, unused and underwater. How much planning does it require to put people on a bus and leave town, Mayor Nagin?
 
Instead of doing the obvious, Mayor Nagin (with no positive contribution from Gov. Kathleen Blanco, the other major leader vested with responsibility to address the hurricane disaster) loaded remaining new Orleans residents into the Superdome and the city's convention center. We know how that plan turned out.
 
About five years ago, in a debate before the National Association of Black Journalists, I stated that if whites were to just leave the United States and let blacks run the country, they would turn America into a ghetto within 10 years. The audience, shall we say, disagreed with me strongly. Now I have to disagree with me. I gave blacks too much credit. It took a mere three days for blacks to turn the Superdome and the convention center into ghettos, rampant with theft, rape and murder.
 
President Bush is not to blame for the rampant immorality of blacks. Had New Orleans' black community taken action, most would have been out of harm's way. But most were too lazy, immoral and trifling to do anything productive for themselves.
 
All Americans must tell blacks this truth. It was blacks' moral poverty not their material poverty that cost them dearly in New Orleans. Farrakhan, Jackson, and other race hustlers are to be repudiated for they will only perpetuate this problem by stirring up hatred and applauding moral corruption. New Orleans, to the extent it is to be rebuilt, should be remade into a dependency-free, morally strong city where corruption is opposed and success is applauded. Blacks are obligated to help themselves and not depend on the government to care for them. We are all obligated to tell them so. 

They can be sucked up, bagged and dropped off the

continental shelf or your money back !!

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

Rules:  take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition

  Here are the winners:
  
  1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
  2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
  3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until  you realize it was your money to start with.
  4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
  5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright id eas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
  6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
  7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high 

  8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the   person who doesn't get it.
  9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
  10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
  11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
  12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
  13. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
  14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
  15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
  16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
  17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
  18. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
  
  

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

Mr. Capus was harshly critical of the grainy video and muffled audio of Mr. Cho’s tape, saying that “we live in an HD age, and we think it is essential that our mass murderers’ tapes be of HD quality.”

In what was perhaps his most damning comment about the quality of Mr. Cho’s tape, Mr. Capus said, “I want all future mass murderers to remember that NBC stands for No Bad Camerawork.”

After reporters asked Mr. Capus if, in retrospect, he wished that the timing of the broadcast of Mr. Cho’s video had been different, the NBC News chief admitted that he did.

“We aired that video too soon after Mr. Cho’s rampage,” Mr. Capus said. “We should have held it until May sweeps.”

...for doing nothing.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Imus will sue CBS Radio for the huge portion of his $40 million contract that was left unpaid after he was fired for racist and sexist comments, his attorney said Thursday.

Martin Garbus, a First Amendment attorney, said he plans to file the breach of contract lawsuit by the end of next week.

Imus, 66, was barely three months into the five-year deal with CBS when he was dismissed April 12 after describing the Rutgers women's basketball team as "nappy-headed hos" on his nationally syndicated radio program.

This is a problem because.......?

Garbus cited a contract clause where CBS acknowledged that Imus' services were "unique, extraordinary, irreverent, intellectual, topical, controversial." The clause said Imus's programming was "desired by company and ... consistent with company rules and policy," according to Garbus.  In addition, Imus' MSNBC contract provided for a written warning regarding a different incident prior to firing for another incident which did not occur in violation of the contract

CBS and MSNBC are ducking for cover and avoiding comment.

Garbus' past clients include comedian Lenny Bruce, the rap group Public Enemy and filmmaker Spike Lee.

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

So exactly how much nonsense have the democrats put everyone through?  A LOT.  For what?  NOTHING.  As usual the democrats are loaded with hot air and no results.  THAT is what is really beyond Gore's global warning stories.  The thieving democrats yet again tried to pull the wool over the public's eyes and yet again FAILED.  HAHAHAHAHAHA

The House of Representatives today sustained President Bush's veto of an emergency war spending bill, as the White House and lawmakers turned their attention to negotiating new legislation to fund the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The 222-203 vote to override Bush's veto fell far short of the two-thirds needed, effectively killing the $124 billion supplemental appropriations bill.

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.