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William F. Buckley, Jr.

2007/5/14

Arkansas Surgeon Reveals Hillary's Plastic Surgery

@ 09:01 PM (60 months, 29 days ago)

 

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.  One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England .  The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."  The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York .

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

Comment(s) »

  1. I think my sister sent that one to me. Anyway, just a courtesy call since you've been nice enough to pop in on me several times.

    Comment by Burns— 2007/05/14 @ 11:59 PM — (Reply)

  2. I saw those dudes on the course and they were all drunk.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/05/15 @ 07:40 AM — (Reply)

  3. Hey, Barry. Some of my links quit working, and I've had a helluva time getting bloghi to load anything but text.

    Everything seems to be working again, and my link to here has been fixed.

    As for the plastic surgery... I thought horse's asses were better looking than Shrillary's face.

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