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2007/8/19

Obituary: Mr. Common Sense - Beginning of time to November 2006

@ 10:39 PM (10 months, 20 days ago)

 

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since
his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be
remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
Why the early bird gets the worm;
Life isn't always fair;
and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies:

(don't spend more than you can earn)

and reliable strategies:

(adults, not children, are incharge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children. It declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a
student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and
wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her
lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded
in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his
daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

 

 

 

"Copywrite 2007"  -  Barry G.

Comment(s) »

  1. Those democrat jackasses are muderers.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/08/19 @ 11:27 PM — (Reply)

  2. Superbly spoken! Bravo!

    Comment by Julie— 2007/08/20 @ 01:44 AM — (Reply)

  3. Thank you. Just writing the truth.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/08/20 @ 10:55 PM — (Reply)

  4. Actually, I was applauding Barry, sorry, Ernie, I didn't specify. But I don't much like Democrats either, though I'm not politically active.

    Comment by Julie— 2007/08/20 @ 11:11 PM — (Reply)

  5. Well Julie I have to agree with you.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/08/21 @ 09:03 PM — (Reply)

  6. Yeah those damn dirty liberals,trying to make it so everybody in this country gets health care,,Who do they think they are? Only the rich should be allowed to live..Everybody who can't afford to lose their house to stay healthy should just get sick and DIE! Leaves more stuff for us good God fearing Republicans you know.

    Comment by Noble Enigma— 2007/08/23 @ 01:04 PM — (Reply)

  7. So 'noble enigma', you aren't so noble at all leaving a disgusting fake url. Are YOU losing your house? Are YOU physically sick? (It's clear you are mentally ill). Are actual facts beyond your level of comprehension?

    Comment by Mr. Common Sense— 2007/08/23 @ 06:50 PM — (Reply)

  8. No-I comprehend the fact that you are a right wing,nazi piece of trash quite well.

    Comment by Nobleenigma— 2007/08/24 @ 03:50 AM — (Reply)

  9. At least a RIGHT WINGER knows how to balance the checkbook ! Demoncrates moto "I CANT BE OUT OF MONEY, I STILL HAVE CHECKS" ....stupid life support for the rest of the world but nothing for those of U.S. at home.

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/08/24 @ 11:38 PM — (Reply)

  10. democrats will be rejected in 2008 based on the reasons you so eloquently expression Mr. Common Sense.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/08/23 @ 10:18 PM — (Reply)

  11. Oh these heartless liberals. Come on guys,if Doctors and Pharmaceutical company execs don't take peoples's houses when they get sick,how are they supposed to afford to buy a new Lexus for their wives every year?

    Comment by Jenna Bush— 2007/08/24 @ 06:10 AM — (Reply)

  12. Yes-these are obviously a bunch of anti-american communists that most likely watch MSNBC and Comedy Central.If they would only tune into Fox News they wouldn't be worrying about these ridiculous health care and Iraq War debates and would be informed on the REALLY important topics of the day such as gays trying to get married and how much cocaine Lindsey Lohan snorted this week.As we reported on Fox News,all the rich people are making lots of money these days,therefore,everything is fine.Working class people don't need money.Everyone knows all they do is spend it on booze and cigarettes so therefore by taking all thier money to fund wars is doing them a favor.

    Comment by Sean Hannity— 2007/08/24 @ 12:22 PM — (Reply)

  13. Anybody got any DOPE? Megadittos everybody-megadittos!

    Comment by Rush Limbuagh— 2007/08/24 @ 12:25 PM — (Reply)

  14. Hey .. it looks like a jackass stopped by. The jackass will be crying it's eyes out on election night when a losing Hillary demands a recount. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    ps: Hey jackass, thanks for the examples of sophmoric humorless commentary. I will pass it on to NPR.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/08/24 @ 05:22 PM — (Reply)

  15. Ernie I can't seem to get all the dookie stains off your golf cap from where you were walking around all day with your head up your ass..Should I use the sand blaster again?

    Comment by Ernie's gay lover— 2007/08/24 @ 05:41 PM — (Reply)

  16. That's the best you got jackass? Kindergarten potty talk? See if your mommy can help you Einstein. Gee...Why are you projecting yourself as gay? Sounds like you have issues clown. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/08/24 @ 07:03 PM — (Reply)

  17. Can I come out now?

    Comment by The gerbil in Ernie's rectum— 2007/08/24 @ 07:49 PM — (Reply)

  18. Out of the closet? I think you already did. Jackass.

    Comment by Millard Fillmore— 2007/08/24 @ 08:11 PM — (Reply)

  19. Well-would you mind going back in?

    Comment by The Gerbil in Ernies Rectum— 2007/08/25 @ 01:49 AM — (Reply)

  20. Ernie: Don't waste your time on these jackasses. They'll probably overdose before they have a chance to be enlightened by your wit and eloquence.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/08/24 @ 11:18 PM — (Reply)

  21. Overdose? COOL! Where can I get some? Megadittos everybody!

    Comment by Rush Limbuagh— 2007/08/25 @ 01:51 AM — (Reply)

  22. Thanks to President Shrub, there is a shortage of bullets. I now have to resort to knife-play when dealing with all of the republican assholes.

    Comment by Goldwater's Nutsac— 2007/08/25 @ 04:52 AM — (Reply)

  23. The ravings of a sad little person with no life. I am a strict believe in free speech and of course won't delete them, instead allowing other readers to realize that mental health is a precarious and precious thing. Pleae pray for this jackass.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/08/25 @ 08:31 AM — (Reply)

  24. Yep, Its sad to see another "BRAINWASHED" SOUL. ONE DAY PEOPLE WILL WAKE UP AND FIND THAT THE DEMONCRATE PARTY SOLD THEM OUT.

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/08/25 @ 08:53 AM — (Reply)

  25. Aza, have you considered changing 'democrate' to democrap'? PS: never give it any sign of respect such as capitalization.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/08/25 @ 09:06 AM — (Reply)

  26. sorry senator, I learned at a public school.

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/08/25 @ 09:35 AM — (Reply)

  27. But...one doesnt have to be a "ROCKET SCIENTIST" to find that its the demon'crates who have taken what was once intented for U.S. AMERICANS and emptied the fund into some blank check account for everyone except those who it was intended.

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/08/25 @ 09:38 AM — (Reply)

  28. "and emptied the fund into some blank check account for everyone except those who it was intended."

    You mean the Iraq War? I was wondering where all that damn money went.

    Comment by Gomer Pyle— 2007/08/25 @ 02:06 PM — (Reply)

  29. GOOOOOOLIE GOMER...YOUR RETIREMENT CHECK IS HALF OF WHAT IT SHOULD BE ?????? WHERE'D THE OTHER HALF GO ???????

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/08/25 @ 06:34 PM — (Reply)

  30. YOU CANT BRING PEACE TO THOSE WHO DONT WANT IT.... YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO BRING ENEMIES OF PEACE TO A LAND TO DIE FOR ....

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/08/25 @ 06:37 PM — (Reply)

  31. When Nancy Pelosi says she is going to increase the standard of living for illegals she is saying she is about to write a check .....

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/08/25 @ 09:40 AM — (Reply)

  32. Well that bitch! Taking all that money and spending it on Mexicans when we were planning on spending it on making sure all Iraqis have high speed internet and the Israeli army gets curb feelers for the M-1 tanks we gave them!

    Comment by Newt Gingrich— 2007/08/25 @ 02:12 PM — (Reply)

  33. Hey uh "Newt"...I think you are beginning to repeat your fake identities jackass.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/08/25 @ 11:54 PM — (Reply)

  34. " The ravings of a sad little person with no life. I am a strict believe in free speech and of course won't delete them, instead allowing other readers to realize that mental health is a precarious and precious thing. Pleae pray for this jackass"

    Typical faux-intellectual republican ass hat reply. LOL

    Try proof-reading your inane drivel before hitting the Say It! button, dumbfuck.    :lol:

    Comment by Goldwater's Nutsac— 2007/08/27 @ 09:23 AM — (Reply)

  35. Please continue your prayers for this jackass. Hey jackass, write in your mailing address and people can send donations to help you buy help.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/08/27 @ 09:02 PM — (Reply)

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