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2007/11/23

Illegal Alien Maid Negotiates Pay Raise

@ 10:34 AM (7 months, 14 days ago)

 

The Maid wanted a pay increase. 

Madam was very upset about this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: " Well Madam, there are 3 reasons why I want an increase."

"First, I iron better than you.

"Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?" 

Maria, "The Master said so."

Madam: "Oh" 

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." 

Madam: "Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?" 

Maria: "The Master did." 

Madam: "Oh." 

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." 

Madam: ( very upset now ) "Did the Master say that as well?" 

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
 
(SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE)

 

 

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

Comment(s) »

  1. Heheheh.

    Comment by Brooke— 2007/11/23 @ 11:27 AM — (Reply)

  2. HaHA! Good one.

    Comment by Dugg— 2007/11/23 @ 08:17 PM — (Reply)

  3. BTW....she works for me!

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/11/23 @ 08:24 PM — (Reply)

  4. did her

    Comment by MOS— 2007/11/23 @ 09:34 PM — (Reply)

  5. nuh uh

    it's a MAN

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/11/23 @ 09:42 PM — (Reply)

  6. a dude? No way! Thats false advertisement!!!lol....riff

    Comment by riffran— 2007/11/25 @ 04:28 PM — (Reply)

  7. It must be true. Mos did her and reported it.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/11/25 @ 04:36 PM — (Reply)

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