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2008/2/25

Bill Clinton Plan to Cut Airline Flight Costs

@ 09:39 AM (21 months, 6 days ago)

 

Dump the male flight attendants.  No one wanted them in the first place.  Replace all the female  flight attendants with
good-looking strippers! What  the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so  what's the loss? The strippers would 
at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.  And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see  naked women.  Because of the tips, female flight  attendants 
wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even  more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women 
for working the plane and  have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap  dances and "special services."  Muslims 
would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked  women.  Hijackings would come to a screeching halt,
and the airline industry would see record revenues. 
     
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a  liability into an asset. 
     
  
        
Sincerely, Bill Clinton
 
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Comment(s) »

  1. I don't know... Those hijackers went wild the night before they attacked. They figured it would all be forgiven.

    I support this if there is a hot mail stripper flight, too. You know, for us ladies.:razz:

    Comment by Brooke— 2008/02/26 @ 12:19 PM — (Reply)

  2. Humm, they don't have smoking and non-smoking sections on flights, do they? What about "Poking and non-poking?"

    Comment by Burns— 2008/02/27 @ 12:59 PM — (Reply)

  3. It depends on which airline you choose I suppose. Virgin Air or Slut Air.

    :eek: BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2008/02/27 @ 08:01 PM — (Reply)

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