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2008/6/30

McCain Proposes Tax Holiday for Beer Heiresses

@ 10:58 PM (70 months, 18 days ago)

 

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain unveiled details of his economic policy today, telling an audience in Ohio that if elected he would support a real estate tax holiday for beer heiresses.

Sen. McCain said that his tax holiday plan could lead to a revival for the U.S. economy, arguing, "The key to this country's economic well-being has been and will always be those Americans with vast inherited brewery wealth."

The Arizona senator took great pains to indicate that the tax holiday would not be available to all brewery heiresses, "Just those with a net worth of over 100 million dollars."

Mr. McCain's real estate tax holiday proposal came on the heels of the news that his wife, presumptive First Lady nominee Cindy McCain, had failed to pay real estate taxes on her La Jolla, California home for four years.

But Sen. McCain was quick to dismiss speculation that his real estate tax holiday proposal was intended to help his wife, adding, "Anyone who is serious about fixing the U.S. economy would start with the engine of that economy, which as everyone knows is brewery heiresses."

Standing at Sen. McCain's side during his appearance, Mrs. McCain endorsed the real estate tax holiday and offered an explanation for her failure to pay four years' worth of real estate taxes.

"I guess it slipped my mind," she said. "Quite frankly, I've been busy coming up with totally original recipes for my website."

 

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Are the Iowa Floods Over?

@ 12:35 AM (70 months, 19 days ago)

 

 Just a personal observation...as I watched the news coverage of the massive flooding in the Midwest with over 100 blocks of the city of Cedar Rapids, Iowa under water, levees breaking, and the attention now turned downstream for when this massive amount of water hits the Mississippi, what amazed me is not what we saw, but what we didn't see...

1. We don't see looting.
2. We don't see street violence.
3. We don't see people sitting on their rooftops waiting for the government to come and save them.
4. We don't see people waiting on the government to do anything.
5. We don't see
Hollywood organizing benefits to raise money for people to rebuild.
6. We don't see people blaming President Bush.
7. We don't see people ignoring evacuation orders.
8. We don't see people blaming a government conspiracy to blow up the levees as the reason some have not held.
9. We don't see the
US Senators or the Governor of Iowa crying on TV.
10. We don't see the Mayors of any of these cities complaining about the lack of state or federal response.
11. We don't see or hear reports of the police going around confiscating personal firearms so only the criminal will be armed.
12. We don't see gangs of people going around and randomly shooting at the rescue workers.
13. You don't see some leaders in this country blaming the bad behavior of the
Iowa flood victims on "society" (of course there is no wide spread reports of lawlessness to require excuses).

Re: 
Iowa vs. Louisiana
 
Where are all of the
Hollywood
celebrities holding telethons asking for help in restoring Iowa and helping the folks affected by the floods? 

Where is all the media asking the tough questions about why the federal government hasn't solved the problem?  Asking where the FEMA trucks (and trailers) are?

Why isn't the Federal Government relocating
Iowa
people to free hotels in Chicago?

When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up the levees that failed in
Des Moines
?

Where are Sean Penn and the Dixie Chicks?

Where are all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes and big screen television sets?

When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he wants to rebuild a "vanilla"
Iowa
, because that's the way God wants it?

Where is the hysterical 24/7 media coverage complete with reports of cannibalism?

Where are the people declaring that George Bush hates white, rural people?

How come in 2 weeks, you will never hear about the
Iowa
flooding ever again?

 

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2008/6/28

Please Refer to Women Politically Correctly

@ 02:46 PM (70 months, 20 days ago)

 

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a  
 "BREASTED AMERICAN."

 
2. She is not "EASY" - She is  
 "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

 
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a  
 "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

 
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a  
 "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

 
5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes  
 "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

 
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a  
 "LOW COST PROVIDER."
 
 

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2008/6/23

Cindy McCain Robot Gets New Head - State-of-the-Art Head Stores 2,000 Recipes

@ 10:16 PM (70 months, 25 days ago)

 

"We have the technology."

That was the message out of the McCain camp today as Sen. John McCain unveiled a newly refurbished Cindy McCain robot, featuring a state-of-the-art replacement head.

While the Cindy McCain robot had been a fixture during the primary campaign, appearing at the senator's side at hundreds of campaign events, a McCain campaign aide went out of his way to indicate that with its newly installed head, the CinBot-9000 was ready "to take it to a whole new level."

"This new head is going to enable the Cindy McCain robot to do things that it could never do before," said McCain aide Davison Matz. "For one thing, it will now be able to talk."

Mr. Davison said that while the robot's previous head had been able to emit simple sentences such as "I've always been proud of my country," the replacement head will have a 400-word vocabulary that will enable the android to simulate human-like speech.

"The robot will be able to talk about the economy as well as Sen. McCain himself," Mr. Davison said.

He also said that the newly improved Cindy McCain robot would have increased data storage, enabling it to store up to 2,000 recipes from a variety of online recipe sites.

Appearing with Sen. McCain at its unveiling, the CinBot-9000's new head appeared virtually identical to the previous one, down to its bleached blonde hair and glassy-eyed stare.

Beaming with pride, the GOP nominee remarked on the new head's resemblance to the old one: "She still plasters her makeup on like a trollop."

 

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2008/6/22

Hit the Oil Towel Heads in Their Grocery Bills

@ 01:17 PM (70 months, 27 days ago)

 

OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.  OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.


Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.


Can't buy it?  Tough!   Eat your oil!  Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled fillet of camel ass!!!

 

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2008/6/17

McCain: Sunnis, Shiites "Trying to Confuse Me" - Will Stay in Iraq Until He Can Tell Them Apart, Mac Says

@ 09:42 PM (71 months, 1 day ago)

 

In a major speech on the war in Iraq today, presumptive GOP nominee John McCain said that the Iraqis have split into two factions, Shiites and Sunnis, with a sinister goal in mind.

"My friends, the Iraqis have divided themselves into these two groups for one reason and one reason only," Sen. McCain told an audience in a retirement village in Scottsdale, Arizona. "They are trying to confuse me."

Sen. McCain said that although the two groups of Iraqis are "well-nigh impossible" to tell apart, he vowed to commit U.S. troops to Iraq "for as long as it takes for me to figure out just what the difference between Sunnis and Shiites is."

"If it takes 100 years, 1,000 years, or a billion zillion years, we will stay there until I can tell Sunnis and Shiites apart," the Arizona senator said.

Sen. McCain reserved his harshest words for the Shiites, who he said were trying to confuse him by sometimes referring to themselves as "Shiites" and other times as "Shia."

"What's that all about, anyway?" he asked. "Stop clowning around and call yourself one thing."

Sen. McCain seemed alarmed when a reporter asked him whether he believed that the Kurds, the third major group in Iraq, were trying to confuse him as well.

"The Kurds?" he said. "Who the heck are they?"

 

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2008/6/16

Tim Russert Will Be Missed by THIS Political Junkie

@ 12:44 AM (71 months, 3 days ago)

 

America lost a FAIR man.  Pleasantly relentless, Tim asked everyone the right questions, the tough questions in a civil rational way.  What a difference from a lot of discourse in American life.  I miss him.

Russert was the face of political news for NBC as well as cable sibling MSNBC, serving as chief political analyst, a frequent correspondent and an election-night fixture, besides his off-camera duties as NBC News' Washington bureau chief.

He had become almost synonymous with the top-rated "Meet the Press," the TV institution he reinvented while becoming an institution himself. He had been its host since 1991 when the show, the longest-running on television, already was in its 45th year.

Several tape montages on Sunday's tribute displayed Russert in action, pressing subjects from Ross Perot to Louis Farrakhan. Politicos including John Kerry and Hillary Rodham Clinton were seen telling Russert they had no interest in running for the White House.

The abrupt void Russert leaves is unprecedented in network TV news. Even the tragic death of ABC News anchor Peter Jennings in 2005 followed his much-publicized battle with lung cancer and his four-month absence from the airwaves.

There was no immediate word on who would host "Meet the Press" next week, or in the weeks after that.

 

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2008/6/12

InBev courts Anheuser-Busch with mega-bid

@ 10:53 AM (71 months, 7 days ago)

 

FOREIGNERS OWNING THE CLYDESDALES?  CAN THIS POSSIBLY HAPPEN?  IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT.  THE WORLD IS TURNING UPSIDE DOWN.

InBev began courting Anheuser-Busch shareholders and staff on Thursday after making a $46.3 billion bid, hoping to add Budweiser to its own Stella Artois and Beck's beers and create the world's largest brewer.

"We respect the Anheuser-Busch board a lot ... we admire them a lot and we think that the business rationale is very strong," InBev Chief Executive Carlos Brito said in a video statement on InBev's website.

 

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2008/6/10

McCain Vows to Campaign in All Thirteen Colonies - Kicks Off Contest in Dominion of Virginia

@ 08:16 PM (71 months, 8 days ago)

 

Republican presidential nominee John McCain officially kicked off his general election campaign today, promising to bring his race for the White House to "all thirteen colonies."

At a campaign stop in the Dominion of Virginia, Sen. McCain said that if his Democratic opponent, Sen. Barack Obama, takes any of the thirteen colonies for granted, "he doth so at his peril."

Sen. McCain made his remarks in the Dominion of Virginia, which many McCain advisers concede will be a key colony in the fall election.

But in announcing his 13-colony strategy, Sen. McCain appeared to give notice that he intends to contest such traditional Democratic strongholds as the Province of Massachusetts Bay.

In the conclusion of his remarks, Sen. McCain vowed that his campaign would employ "the latest technology" to spread his message across the thirteen colonies.

"We will use the telegraph key, the carrier pigeon, and the pony," he said.

 

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Guantanamo inmates suffering mental damage ------SO?

@ 01:08 PM (71 months, 9 days ago)

 

Who says they didn't have it for years before they got there?

 

2008/6/7

Bill Clinton Updates Facebook Profile

@ 10:28 AM (71 months, 12 days ago)

 

The endgame of Hillary Clinton's bid for the Democratic presidential nomination took an unexpected turn today as her husband, former President Bill Clinton, updated his status on a popular social networking site.

Visitors to Mr. Clinton's profile page at Facebook noticed that minutes after Mrs. Clinton suspended her campaign, President Clinton updated his status from "Married" to "It's Complicated."

The former president also added several items under the category of "looking for" on his profile page.

Previously, Mr. Clinton had indicated that he was on Facebook primarily for "networking," but today he added "friendship," "dating," and "a relationship" to the list.

When asked what significance, if any, Mr. Clinton's profile updates had for his relationship with Mrs. Clinton, campaign spokesman Howard Wolfson offered an evasive response.

"What can I tell you?" he said. "It's complicated."

 

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2008/6/3

Straight Man Accidentally Sees 'Sex and the City'

@ 11:27 PM (71 months, 15 days ago)

 

'Terrifying' Experience, Says Home Depot Clerk.   A self-styled heterosexual man from Akron, Ohio said today that he was "traumatized" over the weekend after attending a showing of the new Sarah Jessica Parker film, "Sex and the City."

Hendrick Colton, 34, said that he bought a ticket to the summer blockbuster "Iron Man" at his neighborhood multiplex but wandered into the theater showing "Sex and the City" instead.

"The minute the movie came on, I knew something was terribly, terribly wrong," he said.

Mr. Colton, a sales clerk at a Home Depot in the Akron suburbs, said he tried to leave the theater immediately but was seated in the middle of a row, making it impossible to escape without causing commotion.

"Everyone around me was laughing their heads off and shouting 'You go, girl!'" he said. "It was terrifying."

A spokesman for New Line Cinema, the company that released "Sex and the City," said that the film grossed $55 million over the weekend but that Mr. Colton was the only heterosexual man known to have seen it.

Friends of Mr. Colton who spoke on condition of anonymity said that the Akron man seemed shaken by the experience of seeing the movie and was concerned that others might now doubt his longstanding claim of being heterosexual.

Davis Logsdon, a professor of human sexuality at the University of Minnesota, said that a straight man could attend a film such as "Sex and the City" without experiencing any change in his sexual identity.

"A heterosexual man could see that movie and remain heterosexual at its conclusion," Dr. Logsdon said. "Having said that, it’s totally gay that he did that."

 

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