McCain Issues Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians

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2008/7/15

McCain Issues Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians

@ 08:26 PM (15 months, 29 days ago)

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Citing what he called the "overwhelmingly positive response to my jokes about killing Iranians," presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain issued today a list of his favorite humorous remarks on the subject.

Titled "John McCain's Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians," the list was published on his official campaign website at www.JohnMcCain.com/funnywaystokilliranians.

Speaking in a video on the site, a smiling Sen. McCain says, "My friends, in these trying times in which we live, there's one thing all Americans can agree on: killing Iranians is hilarious."

Sen. McCain, who first joked about killing Iranians months ago by singing "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran" to the tune of the Beach Boys' hit "Barbara Ann" and who yesterday commented that the U.S. could kill Iranians with cigarettes, was apparently "just warming up," one aide said today.

"Anyone who has enjoyed Sen. McCain's side-splitting jokes about killing Iranians will be blown away by this list," the aide said. "He's in fine form."

Sen. McCain's list of funny ways to kill Iranians ranges from the caustic - "Send Iran lead-based hookah pipes from China" - to the whimsical - "Tell Christie Brinkley that Iran has been cheating on her."

The list ends with what Sen. McCain dubs the number one funniest way to kill Iranians: "Vote for me."

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Comment(s) »

Cute but, honestly, I kinda liked the '"bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran" thing.

Comment by Burns— 2008/07/15 @ 08:35 PM — (Reply)
Sounds good to me ! Ship them Dann'o

Comment by jim— 2008/07/15 @ 09:10 PM — (Reply)
Make them listen to Dugg's jokes.

Comment by Dick— 2008/07/15 @ 10:27 PM — (Reply)
Maybe Dugg's jokes might be marginally better than his conspiracy theories. Maybe.

Comment by Ed— 2008/07/15 @ 10:34 PM — (Reply)
Your mama named you right, Dick.

Comment by Dugg— 2008/07/15 @ 10:46 PM — (Reply)
Just more proof that McWarpig is an insane maniac hellbent on death.

Comment by Dugg— 2008/07/15 @ 10:55 PM — (Reply)
better living through nuclear reactions......"Hey Habib is that a wall of fire rushing at us?.......I don't know Mustapha, I cant see past the big mushroom clou--------".......lol...riff

Comment by riffran— 2008/07/16 @ 02:17 AM — (Reply)
Here's a thought. President Obama should appoint Dugg as official negotiator with Iran.

Comment by Ed— 2008/07/16 @ 07:41 AM — (Reply)
My first message would be - Whatever problems you have with Israel is between you two. We've armed them and supplied them enough that they can defend themselves against anyone in the world. They're their own country. As far as we are concerned - create any energy supply you wish - but if you ever use it to make one nuke and try to get it to us - we'll lob a couple hundred back and wipe you off the map. Case closed. No more warmongering.

Comment by The Dudeler— 2008/07/16 @ 10:01 AM — (Reply)
Dugg and Riff, you have some great ideas. I suspect Obama's Iran plan is in line with yours and mine.

Comment by Ed— 2008/07/16 @ 07:11 PM — (Reply)

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