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2008/7/17

Obama Releases List of Approved Jokes About Himself

@ 08:37 PM (1 month, 19 days ago)

 

Saying he is "sympathetic to late night comedians' struggle to find jokes to make about me," Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes.

The five jokes, which Sen. Obama said he is making available to all comedians free of charge, are as follows:

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. The salesman says, "I was expecting the farmer's daughter." Barack Obama replies, "She's not here. The farm was foreclosed on because of subprime loans that are making a mockery of the American Dream."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" Barack Obama replies, "His jockey just lost his health insurance, which should be the right of all Americans."

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
Barack Obama: The New Yorker magazine, which should be embarrassed after publishing such a tasteless and offensive cover, which I reject and denounce.

A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, "This joke isn't going to work because there's no Muslim in this boat."

 

 

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Comment(s) »

  1. reminds me of the ant and the grasshopper liberal style, joke...lol...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/07/21 @ 07:01 AM — (Reply)

  2. The fellow grasshoppers (Ted the dead Kennedy) are watching as the ant (Republican of course) steadily accumulates grocieries to his home. Waiting seeing as the time is right the grasshoppers introduce Taxes to the ant world. The Grasshopper reason ? I wasnt built for work ! I was made to play and reproduce uncontrollably thanks to the Grasshopper Democrate welfare system ! The Ants revolt and refuse to pay ! The grasshoppers begin to wether and fade away due to mal nourusement as the grasshoppers fall to the ground the Ants gather around the carcass and do what Ants (Republicans) do naturally Get to work on Cleanup !

    Comment by jim— 2008/07/21 @ 10:39 AM — (Reply)

  3. i'm mos sir.aza told on you.to prove name 1 overkill album.i can name 15.and i dont care for politics.crooks

    Comment by mos— 2008/07/22 @ 08:22 AM — (Reply)

  4. I'm still cracking up over BO saying he wants to escalate the war in Afghanistan. Will not win him friends in the dem left-wing anti-war bunch.

    Comment by Burns— 2008/07/22 @ 04:19 PM — (Reply)

  5. Look at it this way Burnie. Obama is going to be the next President. When he is in charge of escalating Afghanistan and hammering Iran, no one will complain.

    Comment by Ed— 2008/07/22 @ 04:21 PM — (Reply)

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