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2008/11/16

United States Marine Corps Policy

@ 07:10 PM (11 months, 25 days ago)

 

More material for you EB:

 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start
with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is
expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral &
diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or
tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to
shoot.

Navy SEALS Rules:

1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.

US Army Rangers Rules:

1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

US Army Rules:

1. Select a new beret to wear.
2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.

US Air Force Rules:

1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint
presentation.
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.

US Navy Rules:

1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Watch porn.
4. Deploy the Marines.

 

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Comment(s) »

  1. US Leftists Rules:
    1. Wave red flag.
    2. Wave white flag.
    3. Run.

    Comment by Burns— 2008/11/20 @ 03:40 PM — (Reply)

  2. #4. Take OUR money with them.

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2008/11/20 @ 05:06 PM — (Reply)

  3. Hi Barry - thanks for the nice letter. I didn't mean to drop off the planet - I just went through some severe depression. I don't usually get like that - but I'd been writing like a maniac - coming up with all sorts of bizarre shit - pushing my mind to the outer limits trying to come up with some truly weird art - only to be told that the movie division has been put on indefinite hold due to the fucked up economy. All projects bust. I shoulda known. Bush fucked me out of my dreams.:mad:
    I've had a hard time talking to anyone and just haven't been able to blog. I knew I'd just be a wad. Sorry - I never check my email - I talked to Mos the other day - sounds like he's in a rough patch too.
    Honest - I really appreciate it and all - but you don't have to let me off the hook. I honestly tried to get that to Ed - but through a string of unbelievable bs that you wouldn't believe if I told it to you - it never got there. And you won yours fair and square as well - just give me till after christmas and I will make that right with both of you -

    I'll be back on here - I've got to fight the evil oBOMBa and the NWO and Elmer.
    Thanks again for being a nice guy and a friend.

    Comment by Dugg— 2008/11/20 @ 11:15 PM — (Reply)

  4. Good to hear from you Dugg. Glad you got the letter. If you need ANYTHING, shoot me an email and I will do my very best. This will confirm that I insist that you comply with the contents of the letter. Mos says he has been off booze since October. Wow !!!!

    BG

    PS: you need to change the word "bows" to "bow" in your blog description buddy.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2008/11/21 @ 05:49 PM — (Reply)

  5. :lol: cool

    Comment by Dugg— 2008/11/23 @ 12:39 PM — (Reply)

  6. A good article

    Comment by webhosting— 2008/11/24 @ 02:28 AM — (Reply)

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