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2008/12/9

Illinois Governor Blogojevich Offers Senate Seat to Arresting Officer

@ 05:51 PM (11 months, 18 days ago)

 

In what is being called one of the most daring escape attempts in the history of law enforcement, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich today offered the U.S. Senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama to the FBI agent who took him into Federal custody this morning.

According to U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald, the astonishing escape attempt occurred moments after Mr. Blagojevich  was handcuffed by the agent, who was wearing a wire and captured the entire expletive-laden offer on tape.

"'You can be the [bleeping] junior Senator from [bleeping] Illinois if you let me out of these [bleeping] handcuffs,'" Mr. Fitzgerald read from a transcript.  "'And if that mother-[bleeper] Barack Obama tries to [bleep] with me, I'll [bleep] him up.'"

According to Mr. Fitzgerald, "When I say ‘bleep,' he didn't really say ‘bleep' on the tape," adding, "I'm going to keep making that joke until one of you [bleepers] laughs at it."

Gov. Blagojevich has been charged with a laundry list of Federal crimes, including stealing his haircut from the dad on "The Brady Bunch."

 

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  1. Now thats funny....riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/12/09 @ 06:29 PM — (Reply)

  2. The guy looks like a Russian mobster and certainly has an even fouler mouth than Dugg.

    Comment by Ed— 2008/12/09 @ 08:43 PM — (Reply)

  3. He certainly has some mop of hair. Kind of reminds me of Moe. Do they have blowdryers in Federal Prison?

    Comment by Ed— 2008/12/10 @ 10:20 PM — (Reply)

  4. He's "GUILTY" OF DOIN DA "LAUNDRY" TOO ??????? OH MY GOD !!!!!! I "BET" HE WASHES DA MONEY BEFORE HE "USES" IT TOO ........

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/12/10 @ 10:32 PM — (Reply)

  5. "BWAHAHAHAAAAA" MINE OWN KIND OF "HUMOUR" THERE ...ARK ARK ......

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/12/10 @ 10:33 PM — (Reply)

  6. :smile:Great and funny post. Ran across another funny story. at http://www.yourdecisionmaker.com/govgeorgeryan.aspx

    Comment by Gary M.— 2008/12/12 @ 12:06 PM — (Reply)

  7. We support you, Governor Blagojevich! ANYBODY can be ACCUSED of ANYTHING.

    I suspect, as I did with the first statements about this,
    that this attempt by Fitzgerald to bully and force a
    democratically elected governor from his office will be
    exposed as another baseless witch hunt worthy of Ken Starr.

    This will, in my opinion, be the end of Fitzgerald's career
    and, possibly, lead to his disbarment.

    Comment by Robert Stevens— 2008/12/22 @ 03:07 PM — (Reply)

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