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William F. Buckley, Jr.

2009/1/17

Obama Poised to Become Most Ass-kissed President in History

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@ 07:17 PM (14 months, 6 days ago)

 

When he is inaugurated on January 20, President-elect Barack Obama is on track to become the most ass-kissed president in the nation's history, some historians believe.

Those experts say that with conservative pundits and evangelists scurrying to hop aboard the Obama bandwagon, in addition to the liberal talking heads who have been kissing his ass for months, the President-elect's buttocks are being sucked to a degree that is without precedent.

"Abraham Lincoln is perhaps our country's greatest president," says Doris Kearns Goodwin, noted historian and author of the bestselling Team of Rivals,  "but he never had his fanny kissed like this."

At MSNBC, a top executive announced today that the news network would suspend its regular programming between now and the Inauguration "to administer one long, glorious blowjob to President-elect Barack Obama."

The network's new promos reflect this agenda, as a disembodied voice asks the viewer, "Do you remember the moment when you fell in love with Barack Obama?"

At the final press conference of his presidency, George W. Bush ruefully contrasted his treatment by the press with the historic level of suckage being bestowed on the President-elect's buttal region.

"You people never kissed my hiney like you're kissing his, and you know it," Mr. Bush said.  "As far as I'm concerned, you bastards can all go to hell."

Mr. Bush later struck an elegiac note, saying that he was considering several options for his retirement, including a return to full-time drinking.

 

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  1. There's a pic of you kissin it into office right over on your sidebar.

    Comment by The Dudeler— 2009/01/17 @ 07:56 PM — (Reply)

  2. So? What's it to you?

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/01/17 @ 09:41 PM — (Reply)

  3. "Sticks and stones...." dugg. Invest your time creating all the images you want.

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/01/17 @ 09:46 PM — (Reply)

  4. That would be a purely defensive measure that I wouldn't want to take. My Samson Option.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/17 @ 09:50 PM — (Reply)

  5. Whatever dugg. No worries here.

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/01/17 @ 09:54 PM — (Reply)

  6. Looks to me like Ed got under your skin and you overreacted. Regarding sports, I have not appreciated any of your anti Eagles rhetoric. Generally speaking, trash talkers end up jinxing themselves. Food for thought dude.

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/01/17 @ 10:00 PM — (Reply)


  7. Well, if I had been reversed with him in this exchange right here - I think you'd still be saying how wrong I was. Cos to my eyes - it looks like he calls me a liar, america hater. And I'm pretty sure that if I called you or him that - you'd be pretty pissed.



    Rumor has it that DUGG is a muslim.


    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/15 @ 04:55 PM — (Reply)

    Some things just ain't funny at all. Like a people being wiped out.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/15 @ 06:13 PM — (Reply)

    That would explain his hatred for isreal ?

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/15 @ 05:05 PM — (Reply)

    It explains a lot of things. Why he can't hold his liquor. His terrible temper. His hateur. His hatred of America. His bold faced lying. His duplicitous nature. Those are just starters.


    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/15 @ 05:08 PM — (Reply)

    Hey fuck you Ed.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/15 @ 06:10 PM — (Reply)

    Thanks for proving my point Dugg.


    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/15 @ 06:27 PM — (Reply)

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/17 @ 10:05 PM — (Reply)

  8. Is this the part the bugged you dugg

    "It explains a lot of things. Why he can't hold his liquor. His terrible temper. His hateur. His hatred of America. His bold faced lying. His duplicitous nature. Those are just starters. Comment by Ed— 2009/01/15 @ 05:08 PM — (Reply)"???

    Did you give any examples to disprove any of that? Or did you launch into a profanity filled cesspool of name calling?

    Granted, SOME of my comment MAY have been a LITTLE over the top and for that I apologize. I suspect that SOME of it hit home and "caught you with your pants down".

    All in good clean fun dugg. No worries.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/17 @ 10:26 PM — (Reply)

  9. Okay, Ed.
    You know I'm never pissed at you, Jim. We disagree sometimes - but you don't want to crucify me for it.

    venomous guttermouthed hate speech:lol: sorry if I offended your virgin ears.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/17 @ 11:21 PM — (Reply)

  10. My ears have had their cherries popped dugg. Thank you?

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/17 @ 11:59 PM — (Reply)

  11. Mine was framed in the form of a question

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/17 @ 10:45 PM — (Reply)

  12. So far dugg hasn't directed his venomous gutter mouthed hate speech towards you Jimbo ... yet.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/17 @ 11:06 PM — (Reply)

  13. I once attended ahummm training ! I was taught NOT to engage the enemy Head on ! and resist the desire to react ! BUT thats just me. I want to say whats buggin me NOT keep it pent up and boiling inside. I feel better having Let it out. You all here at bloghi have allowed me to "Vent" and it has helped me a lot ! Its like the resentment had been released the moment I spoke it (typed it) I feel much better and can live close to people without the former desire to kill anyone creeping in !

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/18 @ 09:45 AM — (Reply)

  14. President Bush is definitely going out in style:

    "At the final press conference of his presidency, George W. Bush ruefully contrasted his treatment by the press with the historic level of suckage being bestowed on the President-elect's buttal region.

    "You people never kissed my hiney like you're kissing his, and you know it," Mr. Bush said. "As far as I'm concerned, you bastards can all go to hell."

    Mr. Bush later struck an elegiac note, saying that he was considering several options for his retirement, including a return to full-time drinking."

    Maybe he might be interested in some of US as drinking buddies?

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/01/19 @ 10:19 PM — (Reply)

  15. dugg didn't have to be hospitalized after the Ravens' loss did he?

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/01/19 @ 10:20 PM — (Reply)

  16. :sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad:

    Comment by mos— 2009/01/20 @ 07:04 AM — (Reply)

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