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2009/1/19

Bush Repeals English Language

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@ 10:17 PM (10 months, 6 days ago)

 

In what he hoped would be the capstone to his eight years as President, George W. Bush today signed an executive order repealing the English language.

Scrawling his name on the official document, Mr. Bush said that in abolishing English he had vanquished his "greaterest enemy."

For Mr. Bush, the executive order represents the realization of a longstanding dream that began in 2001 when he declared an official War on Grammar.

The President followed up that declaration of war in 2003 when he signed an executive order cancelling the agreement between nouns and verbs.

Mr. Bush's decision to repeal the English language could complicate matters for his successor, President-elect Barack Obama, who is scheduled to deliver his inaugural address tomorrow, presumably in English.

But thoughts of Mr. Obama seemed far away during today's jubilant Oval Office ceremony, which Mr. Bush summed up in four words: "I can has legacy."

Mr. Bush's executive offer also drew high praise from a fellow Republican, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska: "Being that the English language can and has been used in confusing and also too in harming ordinary Americans, knowing that it no longer can or will be used in doing that is something positive that this is doing also."

 

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  1. Bushitler is a traitor.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/25 @ 10:07 AM — (Reply)

  2. You've recycled this enough dugg.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/25 @ 10:37 AM — (Reply)

  3. The mention of his name requires a shoe in the air.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/25 @ 12:03 PM — (Reply)

  4. Throw you ballet slippers up in the air whenever the spirit moves you dugg.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/25 @ 03:27 PM — (Reply)

  5. boot licker

    Comment by The Dudeler— 2009/01/25 @ 03:58 PM — (Reply)

  6. OK, dugg. If licking your high heels prior to throwing them rocks your boat, go for it!!!

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/25 @ 04:31 PM — (Reply)

  7. One request however dugg. Please don't post any photos of yourself cross dressing.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/25 @ 04:31 PM — (Reply)

  8. thanx for the comment,yes thats me on the avatar:wink:

    Comment by dasha— 2009/01/25 @ 04:45 PM — (Reply)

  9. Well Dashka, you are very very attractive and that photo is stunning. Was it professionally done?

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/25 @ 05:26 PM — (Reply)

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