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2009/1/27

Obama Sends Biden on a Special Mission to Antarctica

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@ 06:04 PM (9 months, 28 days ago)

 

In the first major initiative of his presidency, President Barack Obama today dispatched Vice President Joe Biden on what he called “an important and special mission” to Antarctica.

The news of Mr. Biden’s unexpected trip appeared to take the Vice President by surprise, as he was in the middle of making a joke about Chief Justice John Roberts to members of the press corps when the President interrupted him with the news.

“Here’s how John Roberts sings the National Anthem,” Mr. Biden was saying.  “’Oh see can you say…’”

Mr. Obama, yanking away Mr. Biden’s microphone, then informed him of the extraordinary journey to the South Pole he was about to undertake.

The President was vague about what the mission to Antarctica would entail, but he did indicate that it could take “up to four years.”

While some witnesses to the scene said that Mr. Biden seemed surprised by the news, his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, offered another version of events during an appearance later in the day on “Oprah.”

“Joe was given a choice of places to go and he picked Antarctica,” she said.  “President Obama said he could also go to the moon or Mars.”

Dr. Biden’s remarks were cut short when President Obama appeared on the set and unplugged her microphone.

Other than the Biden news, Mr. Obama’s day went as planed, meeting with senior staff, drawing up a budget, and being sworn in as President for the third time.

 

 

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Comment(s) »

  1. He probably used a Koran the 3rd time.

    Comment by The Dudeler— 2009/01/27 @ 06:56 PM — (Reply)

  2. Nah, I think it was the Cub Scout Handbook.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/27 @ 07:16 PM — (Reply)

  3. wont all that hot air speed up the melting of the ice caps.....lol...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/01/27 @ 08:15 PM — (Reply)

  4. Meanwhile president osama and mrs. Biden were last seen closing the door behind them as they entered the Janitorial hall closet located in the south wing of the white house. The sound of a Bic Lighter could be herad "Sparking" as president osama was over heard as saying "damn" i dropped the "Rock" .

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/27 @ 08:31 PM — (Reply)

  5. :lol::lol::lol: Funny as shit, Jim.

    Comment by The Dudeler— 2009/01/27 @ 09:42 PM — (Reply)

  6. I would do Dr. Biden.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/27 @ 09:48 PM — (Reply)

  7. I "BET" BARACK GITZ SOME KILLER DEALZ ON MAYO JAR SIZZZE ROCKS OF "CRACK" COCAINE ........

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/27 @ 11:21 PM — (Reply)

  8. "PASS" ME DA "PUSH" LARRY, MO, CHEMP .......WHOEVER !!!!!! DAMN CHANGE DAT "BRILLO" OSAMA ......

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/28 @ 11:10 AM — (Reply)

  9. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "NAPPY" HEADED .....

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/28 @ 11:12 AM — (Reply)

  10. ------------------------------------
    The tally is in!
    2 million people attended the Inauguration of our new president.

    Only 14 missed work !
    ------------------------------------

    US Mint is reworking the Obammy quarters to be released next year. They found that the lips on his portrait were causing the quarters to get stuck in vending machines.

    ---------------------------------
    A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

    Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

    The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

    Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

    The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

    Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

    Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

    With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.
    -------------------------------------

    Comment by Just me— 2009/01/28 @ 02:22 PM — (Reply)

  11. Only 14 had a job to skip ! The rest were unemployed and wanted to show osama that they all need jobs !

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/28 @ 02:27 PM — (Reply)

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