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2009/1/28

Poll: Obama Even More Awesome Than Originally Thought

@ 04:41 PM (9 months, 28 days ago)

 

Recently I have received comments from readers complaining that I have seemed to satirize the nation's 44th president.  These readers have pointed out that with all of the challenges facing President Obama, the time for such juvenile shenanigans is over.  My response couldn't be clearer: "I hear you." In keeping with the nation's new, post-satirical spirit, we offer the following column, which represents the new and more positive direction I intend to adopt for the next four years.)

One week into his Presidency, Barack Obama gets high marks in a new poll, with a majority of Americans agreeing with the statement, "Barack Obama is even more awesome than I originally thought."

The percentage of voters who believe that Mr. Obama is awesome surged during his first week in office, with 82% thinking he is awesome now compared to 77% who deemed him awesome last week.

And in the latest measure of his popularity, Mr. Obama receives higher approval ratings in the new poll than either leprechauns or unicorns, mythical beings that almost everyone agrees are totally awesome.

In a head-to-head contest, Mr. Obama beats leprechauns and unicorns combined, garnering 64% compared to 21% for leprechauns, 14% for unicorns, and 1% for Congressman Ron Paul.

Mr. Obama remains wildly popular among women, with 72% of the women polled saying that they have experienced longer, more powerful orgasms since he was sworn in as President.

 "I definitely won't have to fake them like I did for the last eight years," said housewife Tracy Klujian of Madison, Wisconsin, who reported having an four-minute climax while watching the inauguration on MSNBC.  "That's change I can believe in."

 

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Comment(s) »

  1. I heard his popularity has dropped to like 60-65 % by the end of the week it should be around the 30-35% range now that he has his fiasco politician scam bailout budget passed !

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/28 @ 07:40 PM — (Reply)

  2. Yes, his approval rating dropped to 68%, thats the same as Jimmy Carter's rating upon his entering the white house. I will go out on a limb and same he will have the same rating (or less) 4 years from now as Jimmy Carter had after 4 years in office.

    Comment by Just Me— 2009/01/30 @ 06:01 AM — (Reply)

  3. More proof the majority are clueless sheople. These are the same people who bought Michael Jackson albums.

    Comment by The Dudeler— 2009/02/02 @ 12:04 PM — (Reply)

  4. Very bold of you dugg. Another prediction that you will fractically try to dissect and weasel out of when you are wrong YET AGAIN.

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/02/02 @ 08:18 PM — (Reply)

  5. I predict that every single day more people are going to demand to see the birth certificate - until his approval sinks into the abyss he sprang from.

    Comment by The Dudeler— 2009/02/02 @ 12:05 PM — (Reply)

  6. You may not have MJ albums Dugg but there is NO DOUBT you have MJ CD's and or illegal downloads.

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/02/02 @ 08:19 PM — (Reply)

  7. 200,000 signatures now on the petition for him to show his birth certificate - where will that # be in another couple months.years? It won't go away.

    Comment by The Dudeler— 2009/02/02 @ 09:34 PM — (Reply)

  8. 232,000 + actually
    http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=81550
    Everyone should sign!

    Comment by The Dudeler— 2009/02/02 @ 09:37 PM — (Reply)



  9. blah blah blah. When we are discussing the next President in late 2015 into 2016, you can retract this nonsense. Oh wait. You have a bad memory duggie.


    gggggg





    Comment by Ed— 2009/02/02 @ 09:43 PM — (Reply)

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