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I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. 

William F. Buckley, Jr.

2009/7/28

Barry Goldwater on Civil Discourse

@ 09:02 PM (61 months, 26 days ago)

 

"To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable."  -  Barry Goldwater

It seems to me that there is a sudden influx of disagreeable people here at bloghi.com that beginning of which started with the recent reemergence of "Gunrunner".  You, sir, are kindly invited to say if you can apologize for your behavior, behave in a civilized fashion henceforth or otherwise GTF out now.

BG

 

    

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2009/7/18

Great Advice From My Stock Broker

@ 09:43 PM (62 months, 6 days ago)

 

Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying. 
 
...he said  "Canned Goods and Ammunition".
 

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2009/7/17

New Preamble to the Constitution

@ 09:29 PM (62 months, 7 days ago)

 

    "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help 
  everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, 
 keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings 
 of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
     hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense    
  guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other 
 liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole
    lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they   
                       require a Bill of NON-Rights."                    
                                                                 
                                                                          
                                                                                                   
  ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any 
  other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, 
                    but no one is guaranteeing anything.                    
                                                                                                  
                                                                            
 ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended.. This country 
 is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! 
   You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion,  
    etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.     
                                                                                                     
                                                                            
 ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick 
   a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the  
     tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently    
                                  wealthy.                                  
                                                                                                            
                                                                            
 ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans 
 are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in
   need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after  
  generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than  
     the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.     
                                                                                                        
                                                                            
  ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be  
  nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in 
                            public health care.                             
                                                                                                              
                                                                            
 ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If 
 you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised 
        if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.        
                                                                                                                     
                                                                            
  ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If  
  you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens,  
  don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a 
  place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a 
                              life of leisure.                              
                                                                                                                   
                                                                            
 ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you 
 to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect
   you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational  
         training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)          
                                                                                                              
                                                                            
  ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness... Being an American  
 means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a 
  lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws  
      created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.      
                                                                                                           
                                                                            
  ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you  
   are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you  
                                 came from!                                
                                                                           
                                (Lastly....)                                
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
  ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or 
 heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet,
   you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no  
  faith at all; with no fear of persecution The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is  
  part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,  
                                   TOUGH!
       

 

    

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2009/7/15

Psychopath Test

@ 09:28 PM (62 months, 9 days ago)

 


Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the
 bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. Few people do.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know.  She thought this guy was amazing.  She believed 
him to be her dream guy so much so that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.  A few days later she 
killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]



Answer:

She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.  If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.  This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to determine if one has the same mentality as a killer.  Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.  If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.
 
 

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2009/7/14

Drugs and Motherhood

@ 12:42 AM (62 months, 11 days ago)

 

A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills ... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

 

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2009/7/11

Thomas Jefferson Quotes Directly On Point Re: Today's Reality

@ 10:09 PM (62 months, 13 days ago)

 

'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.'
Thomas  Jefferson

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. Thomas Jefferson
 

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes.  A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. 
Thomas Jefferson
 

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.  Thomas Jefferson  
 

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.  Thomas Jefferson


 
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.  Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.  Thomas Jefferson
 

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. 
Thomas Jefferson
 

'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.'
Thomas  Jefferson

 

 

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2009/7/6

Man Hits on Maxine in a Bar

@ 11:45 PM (62 months, 18 days ago)

 

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread ." .

 

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2009/7/5

Texas Job Interview

@ 01:41 AM (62 months, 20 days ago)

 

A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. 

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:


"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?" 

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
 

 

 

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