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William F. Buckley, Jr.

2009/7/4

Texas Job Interview

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@ 10:41 PM (7 months, 8 days ago)

 

A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. 

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:


"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?" 

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?" 

 

 

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Comment(s) »

  1. oh hell yeah:twisted::twisted:...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/07/04 @ 11:01 PM — (Reply)

  2. Ooooh. A joke page. I's got one.

    After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomed Farrah and told her she could have one wish granted for her long suffering. Without hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safe!

    Back on earth at that very moment Michael Jackson dropped dead.

    Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him what he wanted.

    Michael said he needed someone to make a pitch for him to God.

    Poor Billy Mays never knew what hit him...

    Comment by Spanish Inquisitor— 2009/07/06 @ 11:17 AM — (Reply)

  3. Michael Jackson slammin'? Isn't that highly politically incorrect?

    Comment by Ed— 2009/07/06 @ 06:50 PM — (Reply)

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