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Michaele Salahi Hot Party Crasher

@ 10:34 PM (63 months, 27 days ago)


I haven't heard Obama complain about his chance to check out that chick up close and personal.


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As if we didn't have enough to get upset about! If you have a gun, I hope it isn't registered!

@ 11:10 PM (64 months, 5 days ago)



Senate Bill SB-2099 will require us to put on our 2009 1040 federal tax form all guns that you have or own. It will require fingerprints and a tax of $50 per gun. 

  This bill was introduced on Feb.. 24, 2009, by the Obama staff.  BUT . ..  this bill will only become public knowledge 30 days after the new law becomes effective !   This is an amendment to the Internal Revenue Act of 1986.  This means that the Finance Committee has passed this WITHOUT the Senate voting on it at all.     Trust Obama ? ..... you must be kidding !

The full text of the IRS amendment is on the U.S. Senate homepage,U.S. Senate <http://www.senate.gov/> You can find the bill by doing a search by the bill number, SB-2099.

  You know who to call; I strongly suggest you do.

<Text of H.R.45 as Introduced in House: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009 - U.S... OpenCongress <http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h45/text> | 

Obama's Congress is now starting on the firearms confiscation bill. If it passes, gun owners will become criminals if you don't fully comply. 

Very Important for you to be aware of a new bill HR 45 introduced into the House. This is the Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sale Act of 2009.| 

Even gun shop owners didn't know about this because the government is trying to fly it under the radar as a 'minor' IRS revision, and, as usual, the 'political' lawmakers did not read this bill before signing and approving it ! 

To find out about this - go to any government website and type in HR 45 or Google HR 45 Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sales Act of 2009. You will get all the information. 

Basically this would make it illegal to own a firearm - any rifle with a clip or ANY pistol unless: 

-It is registered -You are fingerprinted -You supply a current Driver's License -You supply your Social Security # -You will submit to a physical & mental evaluation at any time of their choosing -Each update - change or ownership through private or public sale must be reported and costs $25 - Failure to do so you automatically lose the right to own a firearm and are subject up to a year in jail. -There is a child provision clause on page 16 section 305 stating a child-access provision. Gun must be locked and inaccessible to any child under 18. -They would have the right to come and inspect that you are storing your gun safely away from accessibility to children and fine is punishable for up to 5 yrs. in prison. 

If you think this is a joke - go to the website and take your pick of many options to read this. It is lengthy. But, more and more people are becoming aware of this.  

This is just a "termite" approach to complete confiscation of guns and disarming of our society to the point we have no defense - chip away a little here and there until the goal is accomplished before anyone realizes it. 

This is one to act on whether you own a gun or not.. 

<Search Results - THOMAS (Library of Congress) <http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.R.45> : 

<H.R.45: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009 - U.S. Congress - Open Congress <http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h45/show> 

<H.R. 45: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009 (GovTrack.us<http://govtrack.us/>) <http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h111-45>


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Secure Passwords

@ 10:56 PM (64 months, 16 days ago)


During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:


When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.



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Flight Attendants for Dummies

@ 10:09 PM (64 months, 21 days ago)


My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.  As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can` pitty-pat us on the ground.'  She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch'



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The Lone Ranger

@ 08:24 PM (64 months, 24 days ago)


The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.  Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,look towards sky, what you see?"  The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.  The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking,it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you Tonto?"  "You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole tent."


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