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William F. Buckley, Jr.

2009/11/3

The Lone Ranger

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@ 05:24 PM (3 months, 7 days ago)

 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.  Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,look towards sky, what you see?"  The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.  The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking,it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you Tonto?"  "You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole tent."

        

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Comment(s) »

  1. Gotta admire simple logic. Kinda like NASA spending mllions developing a pen for space use. Russia used a pencil. Lol

    Comment by riffran— 2009/11/03 @ 05:53 PM — (Reply)

  2. And press hard to make a duplicate ! hahahahaaaaaa

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/03 @ 09:02 PM — (Reply)

  3. Tonto is no dumb ass.

    Comment by Burns— 2009/11/08 @ 02:48 PM — (Reply)

  4. "Someone" is a Dumbass !

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/12 @ 08:19 PM — (Reply)

  5. Who is this "someone" you refer to Jimbo?

    Comment by Ed— 2009/11/12 @ 09:44 PM — (Reply)

  6. It applies to so many doesnt IT ?

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/13 @ 05:09 PM — (Reply)

  7. BUT there is "Someone" who is stupid'er then anyone else !

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/13 @ 05:09 PM — (Reply)

  8. Just when you thought there was NO more "ER" ! Up pops anoth'er weasle dummycrate , kum buy all, You Dont pay enough , asshole ! Demanding that china Labor'ers earn more then 1.34 a day ! or Eithiopians deserve more then .75 per day for thier labor ! and If You ! The american Tax Payer, Would simple pay more ! Then ALL the world would be RIGHT again ! Ahhhhh worlds POOR SOLVED !

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/13 @ 05:13 PM — (Reply)

  9. Are you talking about sooner the skank?

    Comment by sooner blow— 2009/11/13 @ 09:20 PM — (Reply)

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