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2009/12/8

Mistresses of Tiger Woods March on Washington

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@ 09:28 PM (9 months, 4 days ago)

 

In one of the largest mass demonstrations in recent history, over one million women claiming to have had sexual liaisons with Tiger Woods marched on Washington today.  Determined to show that they are a political force to be reckoned with, the coalition of nightclub hostesses, cocktail waitresses and lingerie models stopped traffic for hours as they marched to the Capitol.

Shandy Shanoyne, a 22-year-old thong publicist who had an on-again, off-again relationship with Mr. Woods, said that she organized the march to demand benefits, such as health care and workmen's compensation, for the golfer's many girlfriends.  "We are sick and tired of being told to take our names off our voicemail greetings," she said.  "We have demands and they must be met.  Quickly.  Huge."

According to Ms. Shanoyne, the million or so mistresses of Mr. Woods who showed up at the march are just the tip of the iceberg: "A new girlfriend of Tiger's holds a press conference every eleven seconds."

 

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Comment(s) »

  1. If this double-posts forgive my computer. But wasn't it Wilt Chamberlain that claimed he bedded thousands of wenches?

    Comment by Burns— 2009/12/12 @ 12:44 AM — (Reply)

  2. Green initiatives Threaten to Reduce the number of Bars and Sports Clubs ! Leaving ALL of these Women to Look for Employment Elsewhere !

    Comment by jim— 2009/12/12 @ 11:55 AM — (Reply)

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