About: "Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages."
"I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine."
"The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place."
"When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead."
"I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass."
"I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone."
Interests: Cattle rustling, Republican Conservative politics, wet t shirt contests, dancing bears, reading The National Review, UFO's and alligator wrestling.