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 telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University."     - William J. Buckley, Jr.

 

2007/12/31

Surge of 2007 Cliches' to Eliminate in 2008 New Year

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A "surge" of overused words and phrases formed a "perfect storm" of "post-9/11" cliches in 2007, according to a U.S. university's annual list of words and phrases that deserve to be banned.

Choosing from among 2,000 submissions, the public relations department at Michigan's Lake Superior State University in Sault Ste. Marie targeted 19 affronts to the English language in its well-known jab at the worlds of media, sports, advertising and politics.

The contributors gave first prize to the phrase "a perfect storm," saying it was numbingly applied to virtually any notable coincidence.

"Webinar" made the list as a tiresome non-word combining Web and seminar that a contributor said "belongs in the same school of non-thought that brought us e-anything and i-anything."

Similarly, the list-makers complained about the absurd comparisons commonly phrased "x is the new y," as in "(age) 70 is the new 50" or "chocolate is the new sex." "Fallacy is the new truth," commented one contributor.

Sagging under weight of overuse
Some words and phrases sagged under the weight of overuse, contributors said, citing the application of "organic" to everything from computer software to dog food.

In the same vein, decorators offering to add "pop" with a touch of color need new words, the list-makers said.

Such phrases as "post 9/11" and "surge" have also outlived their usefulness, they said. Surge emerged in reference to adding U.S. troops in Iraq but has come to explain the expansion of anything.

Other contributors took umbrage at the phrase to "give back" as applied to charitable gestures, usually by celebrities.

"The notion has arisen that as one's life progresses, one accumulates a sort of deficit balance with society which must be neutralized by charitable works or financial outlays," one said.

"Back in the day" raised hackles for being applied to recent trends rather than historical events.

Other teenage linguistic indiscretions such as the often meaningless use of "random" and "sweet" raised the ire of list-makers, as did the pointless "it is what it is."

Reporters were chided for skipping out on detail by describing an event or parting as "emotional," and for misapplying "decimate" when they mean annihilate or destroy, not the word's true meaning of to lose a fraction.

Sports announcers were urged to drop "throw under the bus" when assigning blame to a player. "It is a call for the media to start issuing a thesaurus to everyone in front of a camera," a contributor said.

And finally, any self-respecting writer would groan at being labeled a "wordsmith" who engages in "wordsmithing," the list-makers said.

 

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2007/10/21

Hillary Cornering the Market on Ho's

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HILLARY IS DETERMINED TO WIN!

Hillary is lining up ho's to drive voters to polls

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

   

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2007/7/24

DNC Releases Agenda for 2008 democrat Convention

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burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship -- Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally -- Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender--
French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay --
Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military", a short talk by William Jefferson
Clinton.

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented the Truth in Broadcasting award, by Michael
Moore.

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. How George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World
Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean.

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry.

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Ms. Rodham Clinton.

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2006/10/8

GET YOUR RESERVATIONS IN SOON!!!! Subject: Upcoming 2008 Democratic Convention agenda!

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@ 07:57 PM (21 months, 19 days ago)

 

 

Convention agenda!

 

A MESSAGE FOR THE FRENCH

 

Sponsored by hairy armpits.


6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m.  Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse

Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton.
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. – Anti War rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)                          
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. -Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples).
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m. -Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim 

Robbins 

10:10 p.m. - Re- enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 

10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 
'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. 
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and
same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor

BIG FAT WHITE MAN - MICHAEL MOORE

 

Barney Franks wet dream.


11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m.
 - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59 p.m.
 - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m.
 - Nomination of democratic candidate.
 Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?

 

THE "REAL" HILLARY CLINTON

 

How does Bill win these things?  How come no one is asking me to get laid?

 

BILL CLINTON - HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID

 

I will never have to have sex with THAT woman again.

 

 

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2006/10/1

Paris Hilton Announces 2008 Presidential Bid

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@ 08:32 AM (21 months, 27 days ago)

 

"Platform?  Policies?  Campaign advertising?  My sister is my running mate." 

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We don't need that stuff, we're hot

 

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Hello Paris, I think they put up the wrong billboard, that one is Hillary's

 

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Paris...your target voter is a very small percentage of the population

 

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2006/9/10

Al Gore Desecrates 9/11 a Day Early

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Gore takes yet another opportunity to act like a dope by using 9/11 on 9/10/2006 for political gain.  At least as of 6 pm EDT even Hillary Clinton has not yet done so.  What a loser.  Why not...Al....go for it.  Be a perennial loser.  Jackass.

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) Posted 9/10/2006 11:53 AM ET — Former Vice President Al Gore said Sunday he hadn't rule out making a second bid for the White House, though he said it was unlikely.

Gore spoke to reporters in Sydney, where he was promoting the local premiere of his documentary on global warming.

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"I haven't completely ruled out running for president again in the future but I don't expect to," Gore said before the Sunday night premiere of An Inconvenient Truth.

"I offer the explanation not as an effort to be coy or clever. It's just the internal shifting of gears after being in politics almost 30 years. I hate to grind the gears," he added.

Gore, who lost the presidency to President Bush in 2000 in disputed circumstances, said there was no doubt the impact of global warming would be best addressed through the power of the presidency, but making a documentary was second best.

Gore's renewed popularity and movie tours across the United States have spurred speculation of a White House run in 2008. He has previously repeatedly denied such intentions.

The documentary, which Gore narrates, is critical of the United States and Australia for refusing to adopt the Kyoto Protocol for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

Prime Minister John Howard, a friend and ally of Bush, said he would not meet Gore during his Australian visit and would not heed his advice to sign up to Kyoto.

"I don't take policy advice from films," Howard told reporters.

 

Copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

2006/8/2

Charles Barkley - 2008 President

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@ 12:00 PM (23 months, 26 days ago)

 

After serious consideration, asmalldoseofreality has determined to support Charles Barkley in the 2008 Presidential election.  Charles is the one man in the public eye in this  country unafraid to speak the truth.  Barkley makes sense.

Respectfully, Barry G.

"I don't care what people think. people are stupid."  "I love New York City; I've got a gun."  "You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black."

"I was a Republican until they lost their minds."  "(My underwear) don't even have sizes anymore, they just say 'HUGE.'"

Talk about a no spin zone.  Can you imagine the sand monkeys / camel jockeys dealing with Barkley....much less trying to outwit him in a debate?

 

A LOT MORE TO COME......