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 telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University."     - William J. Buckley, Jr.

 

2006/9/19

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Skips President Bush's Speech - Disrespects United States Yet Again

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@ 07:07 PM (28 months, 2 days ago)

 

President Bush declares fatwa.  Vice President Cheney programs Tivo for the dictator's speech.   Ahmadinejad spent the time playing parchesi with cab drivers in front of the UN building.  He got pissed off when Rumsfeld asked him how much the fare was to the World Trade Center site.  Rummy said, "Get in your cab and drive or I will have you deported fool." 

Of course  Ahmadinejad's actions are fine with the french.   

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."

--General Norman Schwartzkopf

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."

--General George S. Patton

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."

--Mark Twain

fascist dictator arrives at UN and proceeds to men's room with Sharpie for graffiti writing

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

 

2006/9/9

Iranian Kook Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Rejects Nuke Rebuke, Despite Fluke

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@ 10:23 PM (28 months, 11 days ago)

 

The combative president of Iran continued to reject a resolution by Western nations that his nation stop its development of the atomic bomb for peaceful purposes, even though, through some fluke, inspectors from The International Atomic Energy Agency discovered new traces of highly enriched uranium at the bully mullah nation’s leading nuclear bomb factory.

Eat Shit and Die Wile E. Coyote

They also discovered traces of the potentially explosive material as the result of two previous flukes. But the current fluke is even more worrisome: the new nuke traces do not have the same nuclear fingerprints as the previous ones. In other words, they’re from a different and curiously troubling source.

Of course, the agency is doing its usual self-examination, saying maybe some of the contaminants came from nuclear enrichment equipment it bought from sucker providers in search of, as Lenin said capitalists would provide, “the noose to hang themselves with.”

The only unequivocal voice continues to be the US, in particular, the embattled George Bush, who is right out front about applying sanctions for Iran’s uncompromising pursuit of nukes. While saying he's for a diplomatic solution, he added, “There must be consequences for Iran’s defiance, and we must not allow Iran to develop a nuclear weapon.”

But hold on just a bit longer, George. The Pentagon has recently estimated that Iran, due to the welcome underachievement of its scientific prowess, would need another five years to develop an operational nuke. Many consider this an overestimate.

Meanwhile, the calculatingly cautious Europeans are once again enjoying letting us, in taking the lead toward a safer and perhaps even saner world, continue to enhance our reputation as a reliable and worthy trading partner in the Middle East. Just to let us go out on the limb even more they announced they’re giving Iran two more weeks to make up its already written-in-The-Stone-Age intentions.

Defiant even in the face of a visit by the ambassador of large talk and little effect, Kofi Annan, and his vow “to address the nuclear issue,” the kook has vowed to continue work on his nuke for the greater glory of Allah.

Copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

2006/8/21

Hey Mahmoud Ahmadinejad...August 22 is 3 Hours Away Here in EDT

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is proving himself to be a hot air filled wind bag liar liar pants on fire.

THE BUTTHEAD IS A LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

He has a few hours left to call his buddy Kim Jong Il and make up tomorrow's threat d'jour.  Hey Butthead...yeah you Mahmoud the world isn't a soup kitchen but you ARE a nazi.  Sweet dreams clown, your time is coming

2006/8/12

Iran and North Korea Launch Simultaneous Nuclear Missile Attack Against EACH OTHER

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@ 08:50 PM (29 months, 9 days ago)

 

STAY IN HELL FOREVER ASSHOLES

2006/8/1

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad rejects U.N. Security Council deadline - Iran insists Tehran will pursue its nuclear program.

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@ 07:39 PM (29 months, 20 days ago)

 

American liberals say that the United States and Israel are responsible for the problems in the middle east.  Do they read?

TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Tuesday rejected a U.N. Security Council resolution that would give his nation until Aug. 31 to suspend uranium enrichment.

Instead, Ahmadinejad insisted Tehran would pursue its nuclear program.

"My words are the words of the Iranian nation. Throughout Iran, there is one slogan: 'The Iranian nation considers the peaceful use of nuclear fuel production technology its right,'" Ahmadinejad said.

This clown needs his own Comedy Central show

The Security Council passed a resolution Monday calling for Iran to suspend uranium enrichment by the end of August or face the threat of economic and diplomatic sanctions.

Ahmadinejad said Iran will not give in to threats from the United Nations.

"If some think they can still speak with threatening language to the Iranian nation, they must know that they are badly mistaken," he said in a speech broadcast live on state-run television.

"Our nation has made its decision. We have passed the difficult stages. Today, the Iranian nation has acquired the nuclear technology."

2006/7/23

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Threatens and Rethreatens Israel - Iran's President is a Menace (and not the Dennis kind)

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@ 05:47 PM (30 months, 1 hour ago)

 

That wild and crazy guy is at it again.  Rumor has it that Ross Perot is having a person sized net made and plans to send a crew into Iran with it to "extract" the nutjob, take him to Texas and train him to be Perot's personal butler.  On a less light note, the nutjob seems hell bent on beginning World War III.

Guess who

TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared Sunday that Israel had "pushed the button of its own destruction" by launching a military campaign against the Iranian-backed Hezbollah militia in Lebanon. 

"Israel pushed the button of its own destruction by attacking Lebanon," Ahmadinejad told a gathering of education officials.

Ahmadinejad's latest salvo against Israel came as the 12-day-old hostilities in Lebanon continued. The hard-line president drew international condemnation last year after publicly calling for Israel to be wiped out and calling the Holocaust a "myth."

"Arrogant powers have set up a base for themselves to threaten and plunder nations in the region," Ahmadinejad said. "But today, the occupier regime (Israel) — whose philosophy is based on threats, massacre and invasion — has reached its finishing line."

 

Perot's plan for the whacko after he is netted includes an indoctrination period.