Insidious terrorist Airport Infiltration
Prior to taking a flight anywhere, my team scours the airpport parking lots for signs of muslim islamist terrorist hate mongers. This is one of the things they look for.
Another thing they look for are flying carpets tethered to light poles. Can you believe a camel can go a month in an airport parking lot without water and is able to sneak out at the end without paying?
Another advantage of the camel is that it can lay on the sheets and towels which if worn into the airport could arouse suspicion.
