a small dose of reality

After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple
> decided
>         that was enough, as they could not afford a
> larger bed.
> 
>         So the husband went to his physician and
> told him
>         that he and his cousin didn't want to have
> any more children.
> 
>         The doctor told him that there was a
> procedure
>         called a vasectomy that could fix the
> problem but that it was expensive.
>         "A less costly alternative," said the
> doctor, "is to go home, get
>         a cherry bomb, light It, put it in a beer
> can, then hold the can up to
>         your ear and count to 10."
> 
>         The hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not
> be the smartest tool in
>         the shed, but I don't see how putting a
> cherry bomb in a beer can next
>         to my ear is going to help me."
> 
>         "Trust me," said the doctor.
> 
>         So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
> put it in a beer can. He
>         held the can up to his ear and began to
> count!
> 
>         "1"
> 
>         "2"
> 
>         "3"
> 
>         "4"
> 
>         "5"
> 
>         ( you'll love this...)
> 
>         At which point he paused, placed the beer
> can between his legs and
>         continued counting on his other hand.
> 
>         This procedure also works in Tennessee ,
> Alabama , Louisiana , Arkansas ,
>         Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West
> Virginia and Washington DC .
> 

 
Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.
    
          blog seer

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.  One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England .  The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."  The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York .

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

The left is slinging a lot of accusations of misdeeds by President Bush.  Despite the mudslinging there is no legal action of any type pending against President Bush.  Meanwhile President Clinton's permanent record is forever marred by the legal consequences of his misdeeds.  Isn't it strange that more airtime and writing space is given to bald accusations than final legal consequences.  Could it be that there is an agenda out there? 

The truth is that the Islamo-Nazi's love anything that might weaken President Bush.  Why...you might ask?  President Bush is the leading figure in stopping them in their tracks.  Luckily for them, the Islamo Nazi's have allies right here in the United States....the democrat left.

Let's put this all together.  Islamo-Nazi's hate Jews and vow to exterminate Jews.  The democrat left supports the Islamo-Nazi's and claims to support Israel and Jews.  How can the democrat left have it both ways...."We love Israel and the Jews we have just helped our Islamo-Nazi friends exterminate."

Presidents who do something wrong suffer the consequences.  Bill Clinton's 5 year suspension in Arkansas expired in January but he has not sought reinstatement.  Why hasn't he taken action to clean up this blot on his record? 

Clinton Disbarred From Supreme Court

By Anne Gearan

Associated Press Writer

Monday, Oct. 1, 2001; 10:48 a.m. EDT

WASHINGTON –– The Supreme Court ordered former President Clinton disbarred from practicing law before the high court on Monday and gave him 40 days to contest the order.

The court did not explain its reasons, but Supreme Court disbarment often follows disbarment in lower courts.

In April, Clinton's Arkansas law license was suspended for five years and he paid a $25,000 fine. The original disbarment lawsuit was brought by a committee of the Arkansas Supreme Court.

There are no fines associated with the Supreme Court action. Most lawyers who are admitted to the Supreme Court bar never actually argue a case there, but the right to do so is considered an honor.

Clinton agreed to the Arkansas fine and suspension Jan. 19, the day before he left office, as part of an understanding with Independent Counsel Robert Ray to end the Monica Lewinsky investigation.

IS THIS WOMAN TARGETED FOR ISLAMO-NAZI EXTERMINATION?

The agreement also satisfied the legal effort by the Arkansas Supreme Court Committee on Professional Conduct to disbar Clinton for giving misleading testimony in the Paula Jones sexual harassment case.

The Supreme Court followed its standard rules in the Clinton case, which include suspending Clinton from practice in the court and giving him 40 day to show why he should not be permanently disbarred.

Ever wonder who the poor sapp was that "dates" (date=underpaid escort) 'fill in the blank'?

'fill in the blank' and male prostitute vacationing in Arkansas.  The male prostitute is now hospitalized and being treated for multiple diseases, the names of which are too unmentionable to type.