a small dose of reality

Now that these buzzards are on American soil, they need to be Americanized on the off chance they can be rehabiitated.

This technique allows them to expand their culinary palates and saves a boatload of money.  Vice President Cheney using his usual dry wit modified the plan slightly and a random one in five is a Kosher weiners.  Kind of like terrorist russian roullet.  The terrorist war criminals are told its brawtwurt...four in five are good old American pig weiners.  Very appropriate for the sand monkeys.