United States Seizes All Arab Oil Fields and Gets Bonus Flying Carpets
Sick and tired of all the pussy footing around, President Bush unleashes mass invasion. American now owns all middle east oil fields.

An unexpected bonus was finding a treasure trove of flying carpets. Now the Russians, Koreans, Chinese and Japanese have to buy American oil at $200 a barrel and Americans fly Jetson style for free.
PRESIDENT BUSH IS THE MAN!































