a small dose of reality

In a sign that he has no intention of going away quietly, former Vice President Dick Cheney embarked today on a nationwide road trip in a sound truck equipped with a state-of-the-art bullhorn.  The formerly reclusive Mr. Cheney has been a ubiquitous fixture on Sunday talk shows and right-wing radio programs in recent weeks, but his decision to tour the nation in a 2000-watt sound truck shows a heightened determination to spread his pro-torture message from coast to coast.

According to aides to the former vice president, Mr. Cheney had briefly considered starring in an IMAX film called "The Dick Cheney 3-D Experience" before settling on the less costly sound truck idea.  But Mr. Cheney's "Pro-torture Tour '09" has not managed to skirt controversy thus far, as the former Vice President has already had to contend with grievances about the noise levels produced by his high-wattage truck.

Residents of the town of Keene, New Hampshire were awakened at 5 AM this morning by a familiar voice blaring, "We're less safe than we were under the last administration.  Run for your lives!"  As townsfolk rubbed their eyes, Mr. Cheney's voice could be heard extolling waterboarding and other enhanced interrogation techniques.  For his part, a buoyant Mr. Cheney brushed off complaints from the New Hampshire citizens that he had disturbed the peace with his early-morning rant: "All this proves is that sleep deprivation works."

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Every once in a while I just have to be serious.  This story seriously pissed me off.  One reads so much democrat bullshit and this sort of thing happens all the time and the democrats think it's OK.  Well, this dead Senator doesn't think it's OK.

I was tempted to write on this subject the following day.  However, I thought it my be interesting to see if I heard it referred to anywhere at all.  When I heard it I was shocked.  Chris Rock called President Bush a "retard" on national television is NBC can be called that.  A week goes by and it is mentioned nowhere in the media.

Suppose Dick Cheney said "Hillary Clinton is a retard".  Would Congress have already issued subpoenas for his sworn testimony on this subject?  Hell YES.

The media would be all over that like flies on shit.  (I know, the more apt analogy would be shit on shit - but that is a little confusing).  I was pissed of when I heard it last week and the hyposcrisy and double standards piss me off a week later.  I KNEW it was not be acknowledged, much less condemned.

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Now that these buzzards are on American soil, they need to be Americanized on the off chance they can be rehabiitated.

This technique allows them to expand their culinary palates and saves a boatload of money.  Vice President Cheney using his usual dry wit modified the plan slightly and a random one in five is a Kosher weiners.  Kind of like terrorist russian roullet.  The terrorist war criminals are told its brawtwurt...four in five are good old American pig weiners.  Very appropriate for the sand monkeys.