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I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. 

William F. Buckley, Jr.

2007/10/28

Bill Clinton Needs an Arkansas Vasectomy

@ 01:10 PM (78 months, 26 days ago)

 

After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple
> decided
>         that was enough, as they could not afford a
> larger bed.
> 
>         So the husband went to his physician and
> told him
>         that he and his cousin didn't want to have
> any more children.
> 
>         The doctor told him that there was a
> procedure
>         called a vasectomy that could fix the
> problem but that it was expensive.
>         "A less costly alternative," said the
> doctor, "is to go home, get
>         a cherry bomb, light It, put it in a beer
> can, then hold the can up to
>         your ear and count to 10."
> 
>         The hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not
> be the smartest tool in
>         the shed, but I don't see how putting a
> cherry bomb in a beer can next
>         to my ear is going to help me."
> 
>         "Trust me," said the doctor.
> 
>         So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
> put it in a beer can. He
>         held the can up to his ear and began to
> count!
> 
>         "1"
> 
>         "2"
> 
>         "3"
> 
>         "4"
> 
>         "5"
> 
>         ( you'll love this...)
> 
>         At which point he paused, placed the beer
> can between his legs and
>         continued counting on his other hand.
> 
>         This procedure also works in Tennessee ,
> Alabama , Louisiana , Arkansas ,
>         Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West
> Virginia and Washington DC .
> 
 
 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

   

          blog seer

2007/5/12

Hillary and Bill Enjoy Yankee's Season Opener

@ 04:00 PM (84 months, 14 days ago)

 

It's the Yankee season opener ...
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy. "
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people want."
With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming! "I'll kill you! You Mother *%$%**!!!."
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
Bill leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, Bill asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first 'Pitch' ".
 
 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/5/9

Life Magazine Issue Digest of World's Shortest Books

@ 11:21 PM (84 months, 17 days ago)

 

MY BEAUTY SECRETS 

 by Janet Reno

 _________________________________________________

  

  

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton 


 
_________________________________

Sequel:

 

   THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton 


 
___________________________________

 

MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE

 by Osama Bin Laden   


 
___________________________________

 

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates  

 

  ____________________________________

 

THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman
 

 


 __________________________________

 



AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

 


 ___________________________________

 


 
A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J Kevorkian

 


__________________________________

 


ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen Degeneres & Rosie O'Donnell

 


  ____________________________________

 


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

 



  __________________________________

 

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

 

_______________________________________

 

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

 _________________________________________

 

 

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

 

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/4/11

Hillary Changes Name to Barack Obama

@ 01:59 AM (85 months, 16 days ago)


“I am just trying to reach out to as many people as I can,” she told the press corps. “I want them to get to know Barack Obama, the woman.”

Minutes after the former Sen. Clinton announced her decision, however, she received a harsh rebuke from the Obama campaign, who claimed that the Illinois senator has exclusive rights to the Barack Obama name, since his name is actually Barack Obama.

“Hillary has no right to change her name to Barack Obama and she knows it,” said Carol Foyler, a spokesperson for the Obama campaign. “If she wants to steal another candidate’s name, why doesn’t she take Kucinich?”

Coming to the New York senator’s defense was her husband, former president Bill Clinton, who told CNN that “it is every American’s right to change his or her name to Barack Obama.”

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.



“I am behind my wife’s decision one hundred percent,” said Mr. Clinton, who said he will now be known as Michelle Obama.

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2006/10/8

GET YOUR RESERVATIONS IN SOON!!!! Subject: Upcoming 2008 Democratic Convention agenda!

@ 10:57 PM (91 months, 20 days ago)

 

 

Convention agenda!

 

A MESSAGE FOR THE FRENCH

 

Sponsored by hairy armpits.


6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m.  Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse

Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton.
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. – Anti War rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)                          
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. -Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples).
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m. -Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim 

Robbins 

10:10 p.m. - Re- enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 

10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 
'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. 
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and
same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor

BIG FAT WHITE MAN - MICHAEL MOORE

 

Barney Franks wet dream.


11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m.
 - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59 p.m.
 - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m.
 - Nomination of democratic candidate.
 Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?

 

THE "REAL" HILLARY CLINTON

 

How does Bill win these things?  How come no one is asking me to get laid?

 

BILL CLINTON - HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID

 

I will never have to have sex with THAT woman again.

 

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

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2006/9/30

Bill Clinton Demands Rematch with Chris Wallace - Claims He Was Sucker Punched

@ 01:04 AM (91 months, 29 days ago)

 

If Chris Wallace could hammer Clinton the way he did (no disrespect intended Chris), imagine what will happen the next time Clinton tries to get tough with an interviewer.  You would have thought he would have learned that lesson after being hammered by Hillary all those years.

FOX NEWS' CHRIS WALLACE ENDS BUBBA CLINTON'S QUEST FOR A LEGACY

Forget that shit Bill....be a Kennedy and stick to boozing and womanizing

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

2006/9/27

Richard Clarke (the country's only recognized expert) Says NO al qaeda Plan Passed From Clinton Administration to Bush Administration - Verifies that Condi is the Truth Teller - NOT a Liar - As is the Pattern, Clinton is the LIAR, surprise surprise

@ 09:52 PM (92 months, 1 day ago)

 

No amount of Clinton protecting spin doctoring changes the FACTS.  Who better than Clinton's own favorite expert/source to verify that Clinton NEVER had a PLAN and a PLAN was NEVER passed on to the Bush Administration.

WASHINGTON —  The following transcript documents a background briefing in early August 2002 by President Bush's former counterterrorism coordinator Richard A. Clarke to a handful of reporters, including Fox News' Jim Angle. In the conversation, cleared by the White House on Wednesday for distribution, Clarke describes the handover of intelligence from the Clinton administration to the Bush administration and the latter's decision to revise the U.S. approach to Al Qaeda. Clarke was named special adviser to the president for cyberspace security in October 2001. He resigned from his post in January 2003.

RICHARD CLARKE: Actually, I've got about seven points, let me just go through them quickly. Um, the first point, I think the overall point is, there was no plan on Al Qaeda that was passed from the Clinton administration to the Bush administration.

Second point is that the Clinton administration had a strategy in place, effectively dating from 1998. And there were a number of issues on the table since 1998. And they remained on the table when that administration went out of office — issues like aiding the Northern Alliance in Afghanistan, changing our Pakistan policy -- uh, changing our policy toward Uzbekistan. And in January 2001, the incoming Bush administration was briefed on the existing strategy. They were also briefed on these series of issues that had not been decided on in a couple of years.

And the third point is the Bush administration decided then, you know, in late January, to do two things. One, vigorously pursue the existing policy, including all of the lethal covert action findings, which we've now made public to some extent.

And the point is, while this big review was going on, there were still in effect, the lethal findings were still in effect. The second thing the administration decided to do is to initiate a process to look at those issues which had been on the table for a couple of years and get them decided.

JIM ANGLE: You're saying that the Bush administration did not stop anything that the Clinton administration was doing while it was making these decisions, and by the end of the summer had increased money for covert action five-fold. Is that correct?

CLARKE: All of that's correct.

ANGLE: OK.

QUESTION: Are you saying now that there was not only a plan per se, presented by the transition team, but that it was nothing proactive that they had suggested?

CLARKE: There was never a plan, Andrea. What there was was these two things: One, a description of the existing strategy, which included a description of the threat. And two, those things which had been looked at over the course of two years, and which were still on the table.

QUESTION: So there was nothing that developed, no documents or no new plan of any sort?

CLARKE: There was no new plan.

QUESTION: No new strategy — I mean, I don't want to get into a semantics ...

CLARKE: Plan, strategy — there was no, nothing new.

QUESTION: 'Til late December, developing ...

CLARKE: What happened at the end of December was that the Clinton administration NSC principals committee met and once again looked at the strategy, and once again looked at the issues that they had brought, decided in the past to add to the strategy. But they did not at that point make any recommendations.

ANGLE: So, just to finish up if we could then, so what you're saying is that there was no — one, there was no plan; two, there was no delay; and that actually the first changes since October of '98 were made in the spring months just after the administration came into office?

CLARKE: You got it. That's right.

QUESTION: It was not put into an action plan until September 4, signed off by the principals?

CLARKE: That's right.

It's high time the Clinton apologists and Bush bashers be made to tell the truth and stop pre election desperation lies.

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

2006/9/25

Bill Clinton Airs Marriage Dirty Laundry to Fox News Chris Wallace

@ 11:51 PM (92 months, 3 days ago)

 

Supposedly Bill was going to split his time between the CWI and bin laden.  Instead he sounded like a member of the cast of the view carping about Hillary.  All the while showing his pasty calves and tapping on poor innocent Chris Wallace.  Among Bill's gems:

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"  Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." 

and of course the classic:

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"  Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Then Clinton had the nerve to say HE was shut down about what he came there to talk about.  I think he needs some friends and a bar.  Maybe Ted has some spare time.

You have no idea Chris of the crap I put up with from that woman, Mrs. Clinton.

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

 

2006/9/5

Bill Clinton Sets Higher Sights for Women - Who is Belinda Stronach

@ 01:34 AM (92 months, 24 days ago)

 

Apparently THIS woman

Granted the prior floozies were all several upgrades from Hillary...but this is a leap.  Is this the beginning of him pulling a John Kerry but landing a better looking Teresa Heinz?  Could Hillary be in for a primary fight against Bill of all people?  He is eligible to run again.

As potential girlfriends go, Belinda Stronach would rank as a true catch. She is single, youngish (she just turned 40), attractive, wealthy, impeccably well-connected and politically ambitious - glamorous in every respect. Two years ago, Time magazine listed her as one of the 100 most powerful people on the planet. The tabloids cut to the chase: they called her the "blonde bombshell" or "Bubba's blonde."

2006/8/19

democrat left Supports Islamo-Nazi Extermination of Israel and Jews While at the Same Time "Claims" to Support Israel and Jews....Who is Lying to Who?

@ 08:17 PM (93 months, 10 days ago)

 

The left is slinging a lot of accusations of misdeeds by President Bush.  Despite the mudslinging there is no legal action of any type pending against President Bush.  Meanwhile President Clinton's permanent record is forever marred by the legal consequences of his misdeeds.  Isn't it strange that more airtime and writing space is given to bald accusations than final legal consequences.  Could it be that there is an agenda out there? 

The truth is that the Islamo-Nazi's love anything that might weaken President Bush.  Why...you might ask?  President Bush is the leading figure in stopping them in their tracks.  Luckily for them, the Islamo Nazi's have allies right here in the United States....the democrat left.

Let's put this all together.  Islamo-Nazi's hate Jews and vow to exterminate Jews.  The democrat left supports the Islamo-Nazi's and claims to support Israel and Jews.  How can the democrat left have it both ways...."We love Israel and the Jews we have just helped our Islamo-Nazi friends exterminate."

Presidents who do something wrong suffer the consequences.  Bill Clinton's 5 year suspension in Arkansas expired in January but he has not sought reinstatement.  Why hasn't he taken action to clean up this blot on his record? 

Clinton Disbarred From Supreme Court

By Anne Gearan

Associated Press Writer

Monday, Oct. 1, 2001; 10:48 a.m. EDT

WASHINGTON –– The Supreme Court ordered former President Clinton disbarred from practicing law before the high court on Monday and gave him 40 days to contest the order.

The court did not explain its reasons, but Supreme Court disbarment often follows disbarment in lower courts.

In April, Clinton's Arkansas law license was suspended for five years and he paid a $25,000 fine. The original disbarment lawsuit was brought by a committee of the Arkansas Supreme Court.

There are no fines associated with the Supreme Court action. Most lawyers who are admitted to the Supreme Court bar never actually argue a case there, but the right to do so is considered an honor.

Clinton agreed to the Arkansas fine and suspension Jan. 19, the day before he left office, as part of an understanding with Independent Counsel Robert Ray to end the Monica Lewinsky investigation.

IS THIS WOMAN TARGETED FOR ISLAMO-NAZI EXTERMINATION?

The agreement also satisfied the legal effort by the Arkansas Supreme Court Committee on Professional Conduct to disbar Clinton for giving misleading testimony in the Paula Jones sexual harassment case.

The Supreme Court followed its standard rules in the Clinton case, which include suspending Clinton from practice in the court and giving him 40 day to show why he should not be permanently disbarred.

2006/8/12

Photo of French Presidential Candidate Segolene Royal in a Bikini Makes Hillary Look Like a Pig

@ 11:33 PM (93 months, 17 days ago)

Your author is reconsidering previously cancelled travel plans to France.

WE COULD HAVE THIS

BUT THE LIBERALS WANT US TO HAVE THIS FAT LYING BITCH

PARIS (Reuters) - Paparazzi photographs of Socialist presidential hopeful Segolene Royal in a turquoise bikini have raised eyebrows in France and underlined the spread of celebrity culture into France's traditionally sober political coverage.

This week's edition of celebrity magazine "Closer" included a cover picture of Royal on holiday in bathing suit, cap and sunglasses as part of a survey of "50 stars at the beach."