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I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. 

William F. Buckley, Jr.

2007/11/9

Jennifer Lopez confirms pregnancy - marc Anthony renames her Cleopatra - is little Caesar coming next?

@ 02:25 PM (78 months, 9 days ago)

 

After weeks of speculation, singer-actress Jennifer Lopez has confirmed that she is pregnant, People magazine reported on Thursday.

"Marc and I are expecting a baby," the 38-year-old performer told a concert audience in Miami on Wednesday night during the last stop on her joint North American tour with her husband, vocalist Marc Anthony.

After the announcement, Anthony shrugged his shoulders, caressed his wife's stomach, then leaned over and kissed her belly.  "Does this make her Cleopatra"?

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/11/8

Pat Robertson Says Giuliani Presidency Appears in Book of Revelations - Rudy Would Usher in Biblical ‘End Days,’ Evangelist Says

@ 11:21 PM (78 months, 10 days ago)

 

One day after endorsing former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani for president, televangelist Pat Robertson explained his decision, saying that a Giuliani presidency features prominently in the Book of Revelations.

In his endorsement announcement the day before, Rev. Robertson had made reference to Mr. Giuliani’s tenure as “America’s Mayor,” but did not indicate that the Republican frontrunner was a key player in the Bible’s most apocalyptic book.

In his statement today, however, the televangelist made it clear that “in order for the Second Coming to occur, the world needs to end, and Rudy Giuliani is just the man for that job.”

Rev. Robertson said that he was “confident” that within weeks of his inauguration, Mr. Giuliani would usher in the “end days” that are a staple of Bible prophecy.

In praising Mr. Giuliani, Mr. Robertson had critical words for the current resident of the White House, President George W. Bush: “President Bush got us on the road to Armageddon, but it’s taking too darn long -- Rudy Giuliani will put us in the express lane.”

While the Giuliani camp initially welcomed the endorsement of the influential evangelist, the former New York mayor seemed less enthusiastic today about being identified as one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

When asked by a reporter in Iowa about Mr. Robertson’s comments today, Mr. Giuliani replied, “9/11.”

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/11/7

Waterboarders Protest Negative Media Stereotypes - Angry Torturers March on Washington

@ 10:58 PM (78 months, 11 days ago)

 

Furious about what they see as negative media stereotypes about waterboarding, a group representing the nation’s waterboarders marched on Washington today.

The group, which calls itself the National Association of Waterboarders and Controlled Drowners, is the largest organization of its kind, representing over 20,000 of the nation’s waterboarders.

Waterboarders across the country have silently seethed for the past week as members of the Senate Judiciary Committee grilled Attorney General nominee Michael Mukasey about his views on the controversial interrogation technique.

But after several days of hearing senators repeatedly denigrate the practice on national television, waterboarders “have had enough,” said Carol Foyler, executive director of the waterboarders’ group.

“When senators use the words ‘controlled drowning,’ people ignore the ‘controlled’ part and focus on the ‘drowning’ part,” Ms. Foyler said. “As someone who spent years of training to become a licensed waterboarder, I’m deeply offended by this.”

Braving chilly November temperatures to make their point about the media’s negative stereotyping of them, the angry torturers got some moral support when one of their most prominent advocates, Vice President Dick Cheney, emerged from his secure undisclosed location to address them.

The vice president received a thunderous ovation from the crowd when he proposed that the government earmark $1.6 billion to improve the media image of waterboarding and waterboarders.

“There’s nothing wrong with waterboarding that a little public relations makeover wouldn’t fix,” the vice president told the crowd. “For starters, why not call it dunking?”

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/11/5

Hillary Sends Bill to Amsterdam on Red Light District Fact Finding Mission

@ 09:32 PM (78 months, 13 days ago)

 

Prostitution is legal in the Netherlands, and in Amsterdam, most of it is concentrated in the Red Light District. Even if you don't want to play, this is a place you may want to see at night, when the red lights reflect from the canals' inky surfaces. Lots of visitors come here out of curiosity or just for fun. There's no problem with wandering around, and you don't need to worry much about crime as long as you stick to busier streets -- and keep an eye out for pickpockets. Visiting women going around in groups of two or more won't be noticed any more than anyone else, but a single female might be subject to misrepresentation.

The Red Light District, known in Dutch as Rosse Buurt, isn't very big. The easiest way in is on Damstraat, beside the Krasnapolsky Hotel on the Dam. Then stick to the main drag on Oudezijds Voorburgwal, as far north as the Oude Kerk, the venerable Old Church, which stands watch over this passable representation of Sodom and Gomorrah. If you don't mind the weird-looking, sad-sack males and the heroin whores hanging around on the bridges, you can go farther in to the parallel canal, Oudezijds Achterburgwal, and to Nieuwmarkt's cluster of good bars and Chinese restaurants.

"Ladies of ill repute" populate the many red-fringed window parlors; they're minimally dressed, and tap (or pound) on the windows as potential customers go by. Then there are peep-show joints with private cabins, dark and noisy bars, theaters offering a popular form of performance art, bookstores filled with the illustrated works of specialists in a wide range of interpersonal relationships, video libraries, and dedicated apparel and appliance stores.

 

"Do I HAVE to go Hillary?"

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

 

 

Hillary Reveals Presidential

@ 12:53 AM (78 months, 14 days ago)

 

HILLARY RUNNING ON HER RECORD - BUT YOU CAN'T SEE IT!

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/11/4

Obama Accuses Hillary of Hiding Behind Gender "Which One?"

@ 01:48 PM (78 months, 14 days ago)

 

"Like Hillary is suddenly going to become a girl...yeah right."

Democrat Barack Obama accused rival Hillary Clinton on Friday of hiding behind her gender after her campaign complained six male candidates engaged in "the politics of pile on" at a debate.

Obama, the only black candidate in the U.S. presidential race, told NBC's "Today" show that Clinton is widely viewed as a tough figure in national politics.

"So it doesn't make sense for her, after having run that way for eight months, the first time that people start challenging her point of view, that suddenly she backs off and says: 'Don't pick on me,'" he said.

"That is not, obviously, how we would expect her to operate if she were president," he said.

Clinton had a rocky performance at a debate on Tuesday in Philadelphia and her rivals pounced on what they called evasive answers.

Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards, who was active in outlining his differences with her at the debate, released a Web video called "the Politics of Parsing," accusing Clinton of "double-talk" on issues such as Iraq, Social Security and illegal immigration.

"We still don't know the answer. That's the politics of parsing," the video said.

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

 

2007/10/28

Bill Clinton Needs an Arkansas Vasectomy

@ 01:10 PM (78 months, 21 days ago)

 

After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple
> decided
>         that was enough, as they could not afford a
> larger bed.
> 
>         So the husband went to his physician and
> told him
>         that he and his cousin didn't want to have
> any more children.
> 
>         The doctor told him that there was a
> procedure
>         called a vasectomy that could fix the
> problem but that it was expensive.
>         "A less costly alternative," said the
> doctor, "is to go home, get
>         a cherry bomb, light It, put it in a beer
> can, then hold the can up to
>         your ear and count to 10."
> 
>         The hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not
> be the smartest tool in
>         the shed, but I don't see how putting a
> cherry bomb in a beer can next
>         to my ear is going to help me."
> 
>         "Trust me," said the doctor.
> 
>         So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
> put it in a beer can. He
>         held the can up to his ear and began to
> count!
> 
>         "1"
> 
>         "2"
> 
>         "3"
> 
>         "4"
> 
>         "5"
> 
>         ( you'll love this...)
> 
>         At which point he paused, placed the beer
> can between his legs and
>         continued counting on his other hand.
> 
>         This procedure also works in Tennessee ,
> Alabama , Louisiana , Arkansas ,
>         Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West
> Virginia and Washington DC .
> 
 
 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

   

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2007/10/18

Keep Hillary Out of the White House

@ 12:08 PM (79 months, 1 day ago)

 

Kick her and the illegal aliens out of the United States for good measure

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

   

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