Iran test fires long-range missile called sagheb claimed to be radar evading and submarine launchable
Iran test fired a long-range, radar-evading missile on Sunday from a submarine in the Gulf as part of war games that began earlier this month, state television reported.
The missile was called Sagheb, which means Piercing (tongue?), but the report did not give the missile's range (6 feet?).
In reality a water plume from a super soaker
"Minutes ago it was launched from a submarine in the Persian Gulf and it hit the target (Tehran's only Taco Bell)," television reported.
Western nations have been watching developments in Iran's missile capabilities with concern amid a standoff over the country's nuclear program, which the West says is aimed at building atomic bombs. Iran says the program is only civilian.
A navy admiral, named only as Kouchaki, told state television the missile had been designed and produced in Iran.
"I insist that Harrison Ford play me in the movie version of 'Death of Iran'."
"It can be installed and launched by Iran's navy. It is a long-range missile, with a very high speed and destructive power. It is also radar evading," he said.
The Islamic Republic has three aging Kilo class diesel-electric Russian submarines (garbage buckets) and also builds midget submarines (sardine cans for burying dead frogmen). Military analysts say Iranian men often exaggerate their sexual abilities which Iranian women say don't equal battery less vibrators.
But they also say Iranian forces could, if pushed, cause havoc (from laughing at what jackasses Iranians are) in shipping lanes in the Gulf.
