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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              "I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people in the Boston

 telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University."     - William J. Buckley, Jr.

 

2007/5/9

Life Magazine Issue Digest of World's Shortest Books

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MY BEAUTY SECRETS 

 by Janet Reno

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton 


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Sequel:

 

   THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton 


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MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE

 by Osama Bin Laden   


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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates  

 

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THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman 

 


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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

 


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  A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

 


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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen Degeneres & Rosie O'Donnell

 


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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

 



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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

 

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

 

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2006/8/6

Charles Barkley - Philosopher, Poet, Genius - the next President

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"I really believe I was put on Earth to do more than play basketball and stockpile money," Barkley said. "I really want to help people improve their lives, and what's left is for me to decide how best to do that."

Unlike Bill Gates, Barkley is sincere and speaks the type of english those of us who arent technogeeks understand. 

2006/8/3

Microsoft vs. Hackers vs. terrorists vs. abortions vs. Supreme Court

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After suffering embarrassing security exploits over the past several years, Microsoft Corp. is trying a new tactic: inviting some of the world's best-known computer experts to try to poke holes in Vista, the next generation of its Windows operating system.  Microsoft also announced on line cut rate abortions and has dared the Supreme Court to try to stop it.  terrorists have been finding out that when they access the internet, Microsoft sends a beam through their keyboards and fries their brains.

"YOU DOPES THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT THAT CHARITY BULLSHIT.  HAHAHAHAHA.  I WILL HAVE GLOBAL DOMINATION."

On the drawing board for Microsoft is an online takeover of Wal-Mart.  The new Micro-Marts will be completely virtual with the exception of only accepting gold bullion