"I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people in the Boston
telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University." - William J. Buckley, Jr.
TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY. FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME. SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:
Seldom Been Laid
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7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship -- Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally -- Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender--
French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay --
Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military", a short talk by William Jefferson
Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented the Truth in Broadcasting award, by Michael
Moore.
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World
Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Ms. Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
Copywrite 2007 - Barry G.
"I can barely fit my ample butt into the tub for a bubble bath, why would I want those gay bitches hogging all the room?"
Jones, now receiving unemployment is just kicking back and regrouping, doing what she does best. NOTHING.
Too bad. Although good news for the camels who won't be running for their lives. Where will the marchers go instead?
It's good to see that this henhouse of Einsteins has it's priorities straight. The group announced it is determined to hold the parade before the end of the year. Book your flights now.
What is the deal with THIS preaccusation denial? When are they going to interview Oprah's longtime "boyfriend"? Leave it to Oprah's publicists to try to slip this one by while everyone is distracted by the middle east missilling. Rosie O'Donnell must be wondering how she missed out on all the fun. Hillary is feeling jilted yet again for the zillionenth time. Do you think they have had surgical work so they can look more alike?
NEW YORK (AP) - Oprah Winfrey and her friend Gayle King want to be clear: they're not gay. In the August issue of O, the Oprah Magazine, the talk-show host explains that some people misunderstand her close friendship with King.
"I understand why people think we're gay," she says. "There isn't a definition in our culture for this kind of bond between women. So I get why people have to label it - how can you be this close without it being sexual?"
In a long article, Winfrey, 52, and King converse about their 30 years of friendship and "four-times-a-day phone calls." King, who hosted "The Gayle King Show" in 1997, is an editor of O, the Oprah Magazine.
The two friends say they would have no problem telling the public if they were in a sexual relationship.
"The truth is, if we were gay, we would tell you, because there's nothing wrong with being gay," says King. Sound like a Seinfeld episode. The two have had the private O joke going for years.
ALL THIS TIME WE THOUGHT THE O WAS FOR OPRAH
WHEN ALL ALONG IT WAS OOOOOOOOOOO GAYLE.....
OOOOOOOOOOO OPRAH
Says Winfrey: "Something about this relationship feels otherworldly to me, like it was designed by a power and a hand greater than my own. Whatever this friendship is, it's been a very fun ride."
