"I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people in the Boston
telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University." - William J. Buckley, Jr.
In a last ditch effort to gain yet more attention prior to bumping off and going straight to hell, Castro has had his henchmen kidnap Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah and stash him at Gitmo of all places, complete with dog collar of course.
ABRACADABRA...I AM A NORMAL PERSON....NOT
Now that these buzzards are on American soil, they need to be Americanized on the off chance they can be rehabiitated.
This technique allows them to expand their culinary palates and saves a boatload of money. Vice President Cheney using his usual dry wit modified the plan slightly and a random one in five is a Kosher weiners. Kind of like terrorist russian roullet. The terrorist war criminals are told its brawtwurt...four in five are good old American pig weiners. Very appropriate for the sand monkeys.
