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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              "I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people in the Boston

 telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University."     - William J. Buckley, Jr.

 

2007/5/14

Arkansas Surgeon Reveals Hillary's Plastic Surgery

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@ 09:01 PM (14 months, 11 days ago)

 

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.  One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England .  The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."  The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York .

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2006/7/21

Phil Mickelson - Nowhere near the Leaderboard at the British Open - Bombing in Lebanon - Choking at Majors Continues

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@ 10:50 PM (24 months, 8 days ago)

 

Not only is Mickelson bombing totalling he is playing the wrong course on the wrong continent.  He doesn't even notice the rockets flying over his head.  Yo Phil, that's an Israeli tank, not a GOLF CART dude.

Somehow Phil's flight was diverted to Lebanon.  He was so focused on the tournament when he saw bone dry empty land he figured (wrongly) it was Royal Liverpool.  Hezbollah members (in the background) take a much needed break.  Little do they know that Mickelson is NOT searching for oil.