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I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. 

William F. Buckley, Jr.

2007/11/4

Obama Accuses Hillary of Hiding Behind Gender "Which One?"

@ 01:48 PM (78 months, 15 days ago)

 

"Like Hillary is suddenly going to become a girl...yeah right."

Democrat Barack Obama accused rival Hillary Clinton on Friday of hiding behind her gender after her campaign complained six male candidates engaged in "the politics of pile on" at a debate.

Obama, the only black candidate in the U.S. presidential race, told NBC's "Today" show that Clinton is widely viewed as a tough figure in national politics.

"So it doesn't make sense for her, after having run that way for eight months, the first time that people start challenging her point of view, that suddenly she backs off and says: 'Don't pick on me,'" he said.

"That is not, obviously, how we would expect her to operate if she were president," he said.

Clinton had a rocky performance at a debate on Tuesday in Philadelphia and her rivals pounced on what they called evasive answers.

Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards, who was active in outlining his differences with her at the debate, released a Web video called "the Politics of Parsing," accusing Clinton of "double-talk" on issues such as Iraq, Social Security and illegal immigration.

"We still don't know the answer. That's the politics of parsing," the video said.

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

 

2007/10/25

Hillary Becomes Card Carrying Muslim

@ 12:45 AM (78 months, 26 days ago)

 

TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY.  FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.  SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:

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Seldom Been Laid

 

 

 

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

   

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2007/10/18

Hillary Reveals Much Needed Plastic Surgery

@ 11:03 AM (79 months, 2 days ago)

 

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Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

   

          blog seer

2007/7/24

DNC Releases Agenda for 2008 democrat Convention

@ 11:25 PM (81 months, 28 days ago)

 

burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship -- Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally -- Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender--
French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay --
Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military", a short talk by William Jefferson
Clinton.

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented the Truth in Broadcasting award, by Michael
Moore.

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. How George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World
Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean.

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry.

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Ms. Rodham Clinton.

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/5/22

Hillary's Newest Political Strategy - Applies for French Dual Citizenship

@ 01:12 AM (84 months, 2 days ago)

 

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/5/19

Hillary Campaign Signs and Banners Go Green

@ 02:03 AM (84 months, 5 days ago)

 

dog

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/5/15

Arkansas Surgeon Reveals Hillary's Plastic Surgery

@ 12:01 AM (84 months, 9 days ago)

 

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.  One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England .  The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."  The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York .

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/5/12

Hillary and Bill Enjoy Yankee's Season Opener

@ 04:00 PM (84 months, 11 days ago)

 

It's the Yankee season opener ...
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy. "
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people want."
With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming! "I'll kill you! You Mother *%$%**!!!."
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
Bill leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, Bill asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first 'Pitch' ".
 
 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/5/9

Life Magazine Issue Digest of World's Shortest Books

@ 11:21 PM (84 months, 14 days ago)

 

MY BEAUTY SECRETS 

 by Janet Reno

 _________________________________________________

  

  

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton 


 
_________________________________

Sequel:

 

   THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton 


 
___________________________________

 

MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE

 by Osama Bin Laden   


 
___________________________________

 

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates  

 

  ____________________________________

 

THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman
 

 


 __________________________________

 



AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

 


 ___________________________________

 


 
A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J Kevorkian

 


__________________________________

 


ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen Degeneres & Rosie O'Donnell

 


  ____________________________________

 


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

 



  __________________________________

 

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

 

_______________________________________

 

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

 _________________________________________

 

 

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

 

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/4/11

Hillary Changes Name to Barack Obama

@ 01:59 AM (85 months, 13 days ago)


“I am just trying to reach out to as many people as I can,” she told the press corps. “I want them to get to know Barack Obama, the woman.”

Minutes after the former Sen. Clinton announced her decision, however, she received a harsh rebuke from the Obama campaign, who claimed that the Illinois senator has exclusive rights to the Barack Obama name, since his name is actually Barack Obama.

“Hillary has no right to change her name to Barack Obama and she knows it,” said Carol Foyler, a spokesperson for the Obama campaign. “If she wants to steal another candidate’s name, why doesn’t she take Kucinich?”

Coming to the New York senator’s defense was her husband, former president Bill Clinton, who told CNN that “it is every American’s right to change his or her name to Barack Obama.”

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.



“I am behind my wife’s decision one hundred percent,” said Mr. Clinton, who said he will now be known as Michelle Obama.

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/4/6

Iran's Ahmadinejad Wimps Out and Sends British Soldiers Home

@ 12:07 AM (85 months, 18 days ago)

 

The spineless weasel wimped out and backed down.  Go figure.  A bully chickening out when called on his crap.  The best he could come up with is "It's an Easter gift".  I personally did not know that the madman even celebrated Easter.

One can only hope that only minor damage and hopefully not even that was inflicted on the sailors while in the madman's clutches.  Those propaganda videos were horrible.  Will the UN do anything about it?  When hell freezes over or when pelosi and hillary shut up whichever comes first.

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2007/3/26

Chris Rock Calls President Bush a Retard on March 17, 2007 Saturday Night Live

@ 10:29 PM (85 months, 28 days ago)

 

Every once in a while I just have to be serious.  This story seriously pissed me off.  One reads so much democrat bullshit and this sort of thing happens all the time and the democrats think it's OK.  Well, this dead Senator doesn't think it's OK.

I was tempted to write on this subject the following day.  However, I thought it my be interesting to see if I heard it referred to anywhere at all.  When I heard it I was shocked.  Chris Rock called President Bush a "retard" on national television is NBC can be called that.  A week goes by and it is mentioned nowhere in the media.

Suppose Dick Cheney said "Hillary Clinton is a retard".  Would Congress have already issued subpoenas for his sworn testimony on this subject?  Hell YES.

The media would be all over that like flies on shit.  (I know, the more apt analogy would be shit on shit - but that is a little confusing).  I was pissed of when I heard it last week and the hyposcrisy and double standards piss me off a week later.  I KNEW it was not be acknowledged, much less condemned.

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2006/10/9

Hillary Adopts New Muslim Name - Another Dose of Political Expediency

@ 01:10 AM (91 months, 17 days ago)

 

TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY.  FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.  SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:

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SELDOM BIN LAYED

 

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

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2006/10/8

GET YOUR RESERVATIONS IN SOON!!!! Subject: Upcoming 2008 Democratic Convention agenda!

@ 10:57 PM (91 months, 17 days ago)

 

 

Convention agenda!

 

A MESSAGE FOR THE FRENCH

 

Sponsored by hairy armpits.


6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m.  Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse

Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton.
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. – Anti War rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)                          
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. -Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples).
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m. -Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim 

Robbins 

10:10 p.m. - Re- enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 

10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 
'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. 
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and
same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor

BIG FAT WHITE MAN - MICHAEL MOORE

 

Barney Franks wet dream.


11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m.
 - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59 p.m.
 - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m.
 - Nomination of democratic candidate.
 Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?

 

THE "REAL" HILLARY CLINTON

 

How does Bill win these things?  How come no one is asking me to get laid?

 

BILL CLINTON - HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID

 

I will never have to have sex with THAT woman again.

 

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

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2006/9/25

Bill Clinton Airs Marriage Dirty Laundry to Fox News Chris Wallace

@ 11:51 PM (92 months, 3 hours ago)

 

Supposedly Bill was going to split his time between the CWI and bin laden.  Instead he sounded like a member of the cast of the view carping about Hillary.  All the while showing his pasty calves and tapping on poor innocent Chris Wallace.  Among Bill's gems:

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"  Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." 

and of course the classic:

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"  Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Then Clinton had the nerve to say HE was shut down about what he came there to talk about.  I think he needs some friends and a bar.  Maybe Ted has some spare time.

You have no idea Chris of the crap I put up with from that woman, Mrs. Clinton.

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.